Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 324 – Cat Dad Deals With Aftermath

The lightning storm unleashed a thousand lightning bolts upon the cultivators in the sky. The eight men couldn’t even scream as the lightning bolts instantly turned them into humanoid charcoal. They fell from the sky one by one.

Xiaomao looked at the dead cultivators, confirming his kills. He then turned toward the other 10 black suit agents.

The situation over there had not been resolved yet as all male cultivators were unable to use their full strength – Xiaomao’s Chad Domain weakened them. Meanwhile, the charmed female cultivators could use their full strength and put the 10 men in a bad spot.

Xiaomao waved his hand and sent 1,000 blood swords toward the group!

The ten men turned around and cursed out loud.

“REGRESSOR! PANGU AND NIAN WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU!!”

SWUA!

SWUA!

The 1,000 blood swords bypassed the aura of the nascent soul cultivators, turning them into porcupines, yet they were still alive.

The two charmed fighters delivered the finishing blows, shooting their palm energy beams at the back of their heads.

BOOM!

Their heads exploded like detonated watermelons.

Xiaomao turned to the two remaining agents. He pulled out a hundred blood swords from the corpses without touching them. The swords floated and turned toward the girls.

The female agents ignored the threat and rushed to Xiaomao’s side. They knelt in front of him.

“Master, the infidels have been dealt with. What’s your next order?”

“…”

Xiaomao raised his brows. Since these women submitted to him because of his domain ability, it would have been a waste to kill them here. He could extract information about Pangu and his influence from them.

Since they were charmed, Xiaomao could use a certain game skill on them – Enslavement.

Xiaomao touched their head and secretly used the skill on them.

The two women’s pupils turned into a pink heart. They lewdly smiled as if they were delighted.

Seeing their reactions, Xiaomao’s expression was dark. He regretted this decision.

“M-Murderer!”

The scream of the journalists snapped Xiaomao back to his sense. He looked around and discovered that many journalists had already pissed their pants while female journalists gawked at him as if they were in love.

Jin Ijin and his cops trembled in fear and looked at Xiaomao as if they saw a monster.

‘Dammit!’

Xiaomao disabled his domain. All blood swords dispersed, and the domain effects were disabled.

As soon as the domain was no longer active, everybody regained their sanity. One of the journalists stood up and shouted, “SIR, WHAT WAS THAT?!”

Xiaomao wanted to ignore them at first, but he suddenly had an inspiration. He turned to Jin Ijin, “Mr. Detective, do you know these agents, munya?”

Jin Ijin stared at the corpses of the agents. Although he was still in shock, he replied, “They’re the NIS agents! Miao Xiaomao, what have you done?!”

“Didn’t you see what they did? They wanted to kill me, munya. That was self-defense!”

“But they’re the NIS!”

“NIS agents with superpowers, munya. Do you think it’s normal for National Intelligence Service to have superhumans in their organization without telling the world about it, munya?”

The journalists were interested in the topic. Although they were in a bad state, they resumed their work, capturing their conversation with their cameras.

Xiaomao seized this opportunity. He faced the journalists and began his propaganda.

“Listen, Earth is facing a huge crisis that is worse than a nuclear war, munya. I believe most of the leaders in every country have already been secretly replaced with ghost monsters. At the same time, Pangu Universe Incorporate must have raised countless superhumans with their game and turned them into their puppets. In short, they are in this together, munya!”

“Sir, does that mean you’re accusing the president of Korea to be an imposter?”

“I’m not sure yet, but if I get to see him, I can tell if he’s the real one or not, munya!”

The journalists’ eyes gleamed as they loved scandals and drama. They bombarded Xiaomao with more questions.

“What are the ghost monsters, sir?!”

“Did the Chinese government frame you because you didn’t join them?”

“How do you get your superpower?”

“What is your kryptonite?”

“What are you planning to do after this?”

“Sir, why are they calling you [Regressor]?”

Xiaomao sweated profusely as he didn’t know which question he should answer first. As Jin Ijin and his colleagues were still shaken by the event, they didn’t help Xiaomao. He ended up answering a dozen questions before he dragged Jin Ijin and his friends back to the station.

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After going back to the station, Jin Ijin glared at Xiaomao.

“What do you want?”

“Haiya,” Xiaomao sighed. “You saw it, right? The higher-ups sent someone to silence me, munya. After I die, their next targets will be you.”

Jin Ijin thought of Xiaomao’s power. If Xiaomao was really a terrorist, he could have killed everybody in Korea with the power he had used against the NIS agents. Instead, Xiaomao took a roundabout way by healing people and proving his innocence.

“Alright. I believe you. If we assume that you’re speaking the truth, this country is done for. Then, what are you going to do next?”

“How about we migrate you to the game world first, munya?”

Jin Ijin looked at his colleagues. They nodded, but they had conditions.

“We can go, but you have to bring our families there, too.”

“Ah, no problem, munya. The more, the merrier, assuming that they are not imposters.”

“…”

“Go home and bring your family here, munya. I’ll be visiting other places.”

Xiaomao winked at Jin Ijin before he left the building.

After Xiaomao had left, the cops looked at each other. Then, they called their families and told them to withdraw cash from banks, stock up on food supplies, and meet at the station ASAP.

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Xiaomao flew back to the rooftop, where Mir and Jungwoo had been waiting. When he returned, Mir furrowed her brows.

“Fighting cultivators on your first day on the job, mew?”

“How did you know, munya?”

Mir pointed at the sky behind Xiaomao. The latter turned around and found the two female NIS agents, whom Xiaomao had forgotten about.

“Oh, I forgot that I tamed both of you, munya.”

“You sicko! Pervert! Lecher, mew!”

“Hey! It was just a way to show mercy, munya!”

Xiaomao pouted and looked at the two cultivators. He ordered them, “Go and protect the cops, munya. Make sure that no other cultivators or ghosts harm them. Also, tell them everything you know about Pangu Online 2, Pangu, the company, and your colleagues.”

The two women saluted and flew back to the station.

Xiaomao turned to Mir next, “The first job is finished. What’s next, munya?”

“Bring the people to the game world, of course, mew.”

“Alright.”

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Later that day, every news station broadcasted the incident at the police station, where Xiaomao had healed Song Yang-Cheol and many people. Then, the NIS agents showed up and started using superpowers.

Then, the journalists managed to briefly interview Xiaomao.

“Sir, what are you fighting for?”

“Obviously, the humans, munya.”

“Who are the people you fought just now, sir?”

“They’re Pangu’s minions in the real world, munya. They exist in the Pangu Online 2’s game and the real world. Oh, have I told you that the game is not actually a game? It’s a freaking real planet somewhere in the universe, munya.”

“You mean, Pangu Online 2 is a hoax?”

“It’s not a hoax. It’s a scam, munya! Pangu Universe Incorporate abuses the so-called “Game” to create superhumans and use them as tools. They seduced gamers around the world with the realistic VRMMO game scheme at first, but when those gamers awakened their superpowers, they abducted them, brainwashed them, and turned them into minions – like the people you saw earlier, munya.”

“Then, where did you get your superpower?”

“From the game, munya.”

“But you aren’t abducted?”

“They tried, but I resisted and fought back, hence, the Chinese Government framed me as a terrorist, munya!”

“So, is it safe to play the game to acquire a superpower now?”

“No! Absolutely not! If you use their game capsules to play the game, you are vulnerable to their scheme and their superpowers, munya.”

“Then, it is impossible to acquire a superpower without joining the Chinese Government and the company’s side. What if we want a superpower like you? How could we acquire it?”

“Hahahaha! That’s simple, munya. You just have to enter the “Game” with your real body instead of using the game capsule.”

“I don’t understand. What do you mean by entering the game with our real bodies?”

“I mean exactly as I said, munya. The game world is a real planet. You just need to find someone like me to open a portal for you to enter the game world.”

“!!!”

The journalists shouted and asked more questions, but Xiaomao shook his head, “That’s the end of Q&A for now, munya. I have a lot of things to do.”

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A private hospital in Seoul

In a VIP room, Song Yang-Cheol sat on a hospital bed, looking at the wide-screen TV. His eyes gleamed, but nobody knew what he was thinking.

Song Hyun Woo was also by his grandfather’s side, watching the news as well. He gasped in shock when the news showed the fighting scene between Xiaomao and the 20 NIS agents.

The door was opened. A doctor entered the room with several x-ray films.

“Mr. Song! Congratulations!”

Song Yang-Cheol glanced at the doctor, “You don’t have to say anything. I know that I’m healed. This is pointless.”

“But sir, this is a miracle! Look at these films. The left one is the scan from last week, and the right one is from today. Look at the difference!”

The left film showed the lungs with a massive white area while the right film showed a clear lung without a tainted white spot.

Song Yang-Cheol ignored the x-ray and turned to his grandson.

“Hyun Woo.”

“Yes?”

“If the game world is another real world and you can enter it, will you invest in that world?”