Wooing my Bodyguard Wife

To say that Xue Ning was fucking furious was a massive understatement. Her own brother was a massive hypocrite! He also slept with girls before he got married, there were nights where he didn’t come home and only snuck in through the house in the morning, smelling like cheap perfume. Who was he to dictate her sex life?

She wasn’t done ripping him a new asshole yet.

“More importantly, are you in a relationship with Jingwei?”

“What?” Tai Xuan spluttered. “Of course not! What nonsense are you trying to say? You’re the one dating him!”

“Then why are you so interested in whether or not we are sleeping together?” Xue Ning pointed out, crossing her arms. “It’s not as though Jingwei is cheating on you, wait is he?”

Xue Ning turned to Jingwei. “Are you cheating on my brother with me?”

“Of course not!” Jingwei jumped in surprise at being suddenly addressed. He blinked at how the conversation had once again taken an unexpected turn, appalled at her very suggestion. “Xue Ning, even if I was into men, I would not be into men as annoying as your brother!”

Tai Xuan nearly frothed at the mouth.

“See? So why are you so concerned?” Xue Ning continued, raising an eyebrow.

Tai Xuan yelled back. “Because I’m your brother! Don’t you know that rules are different for women? You’ve been so sheltered from relationships – you don’t know what you’re getting into!”

“Nonsense! Stop thinking I’m an idiot! I know what I’m doing!” Xue Ning raged, incensed at his words and the underlying implication that she was an innocent flower who knew nothing about the world. Her brother had no idea of what she had seen and heard when she worked alone in Shanghai.

“You’re not an idiot, but you’re not smart either! You don’t know how men think!” Her brother lamented, running a hand through his hair.

“Now that you’ve given Sun Jingwei everything, what makes you think he’ll stick around? Not to mention even condoms can fail. Does Sun Jingwei even want kids?”

Tai Xuan’s words made her pause as she clenched her fists. Xue Ning didn’t want to think about it, but her brother’s words had caused many old doubts to resurface – the websites had also warned that men might leave after getting a taste, but the comments still encouraged women to give it ago, simply because they needed to know if they would be compatible in bed.

No one wanted to be saddled with a poor, inconsiderate lover with no way of escape!

Meanwhile Jingwei glowered at Tai Xuan as he stepped closer to Xue Ning’s side. “Sun Jingwei is right here and can hear everything you’re saying, and he is very unhappy about how you’re treating your sister.”

“Shut up, this wouldn’t have happened if you weren’t here!” Tai Xuan grabbed the collar of Jingwei’s T-shirt, and Jingwei let him, because it was technically his own shirt. If Tai Xuan wanted to rip his own clothes, he wasn’t going to stop him.

“Even if I’m not here, your sister is capable enough to find someone else!” Jingwei said. “More importantly, how can you think that your sister is only worth her virginity?”

“I didn’t say that. Don’t put words in my mouth!” Tai Xuan growled out.

“You said that she gave me ‘everything’ when she slept with me, so doesn’t that mean only her virginity has value to you?” Jingwei retorted. “Which is so wrong. Your sister has so much more to offer!”

Tai Xuan had a gobsmacked look on his face. He didn’t expect to be out-argued by Sun Jingwei out of all people! This man was supposed to be a brainless perverted playboy that had no spine!

Before anyone could even continue, Jingwei started to rant. It was as though a dam had broken, and he just had to spew out every compliment that crossed his mind, every single incident he had shared with Xue Ning immediately flooding to the forefront of his mind, begging to be remembered.

“Your sister is so kind, she finds it in her heart to forgive people that have done her harm even if they do something terrible like pouring hot soup on her on purpose or hacking their old gaming account to steal their goods or even trying to seduce me!”

“Wait what?” Her parents raised their hands, wanting more elaboration.

“Chun Fei just did it a day ago,” Jingwei elaborated, but that wasn’t what her parents were worried about. Xue Ning had what poured on her? But Jingwei had already moved on.

“She’s also great at arguing! My ex-fiancee nearly cried after she talked to her, something I thought was impossible, because my ex-fiancee was the one making me cry more often!”

“She’s also so smart to think of ways to keep me safe when people are trying to track and kill me. Without her, I’d be dead ten times over! Like that time when someone tried to drug me at the club, or when they tried to kidnap me after our dinner. She also saved me from being flattened by a car that really wanted to kill me!”

“Excuse me?!” Tai Cheng and Yue Niang were now exchanging looks of horror. Drugging, kidnapping and murder? What nonsense was her daughter involved in.

Meanwhile Xin Yu’s mouth dropped open. “This sounds almost too ridiculous to be true!”

But Jingwei was still on a roll! His eyes were shining brightly with joy as he continued to recount everything he liked about Xue Ning.

“She’s good with a knife! You should see her stab a man in the hand!”

Tai Xuan blanched.

“And that time she saved me from being pelted by eggs  -“

“Shuuush,” Xue Ning said warningly, slapping a hand over Jingwei’s mouth to stop his rambling mouth. He was divulging too much sensitive information!

“Hahahhaa,” Xue Ning laughed awkwardly to her shell-shocked family. “Don’t worry guys, Jingwei is just making things up. Especially about me stabbing a man in the hand. I have never stabbed a man’s hand before!”

Technically, she didn’t consider Ya Ren as a man, so she didn’t lie!