The Devil's Sweetheart

He felt his mood dampen when he opened the bizarre gift. Never Devin would have expected that she would go for such a gaga item. What can he expect from a crazy girl like Leena? It would be foolish of him to think of a normal gift from her. Her brain would always think in unpredictable ways. He wondered if she would think of her head to look like a skull one day.

Sitting on the decorative box were a pair of shot glasses. He wouldn't have minded if they were normal glasses. But the shape of the shot glasses was the real deal. A couple of urinal shaped shot glasses were sitting on the box and the main course was the material. They were made of ceramic and they looked exactly the real lavatory ones. If by chance anyone would have witnessed this scene, they would have thought Devin went crazy. They were the exact mini version of the urinal bowl and Leena even stocked a note to it.

[My my babylicious, I wish to see you drinking with those shot glasses]

"Leena!" Devin shrieked as if she was in front of him."Just wait! I am going to make you drink something with those shot glasses one day."

While Devin was ranting in anger, he heard a knock on the door again. He knew it must be Harley. If she gets to know about the gift item he received, it would be circulated to the whole family or worse his friends, and if it falls into Drew's ears... Devin stopped imagining. He quickly hid the ridiculous gift in a drawer before letting her in.

"You got another parcel from Jurassic Park, Devin." Harley entered with another package. She has been laughing like a madwoman from the time she received a package from the person called Jurassic Park and it was even funnier when she realized Devin knew the person. The first name and last name matched so perfectly that it evolved into her favorite movie name. Their parents must be a fan of Jurassic movie. She must say, it would be super embarrassing to carry that name.

"What now? Is it another weird gift? She must be taking revenge." Devin whispered in a low murmur. He pulled the parcel rapidly when Harley was close to the point of opening it. Devin immediately threw her out of the room and opened the gift item. Earlier if he was shocked seeing the urinal shot glasses, but right now he wanted to bang his head on the wall.

"Is she for real? A 'ball wash' as a gift? She doesn't have any shame at all." Devin never knew there would be a separate wash for them alone. At this rate, he wondered if Francis and Wilbur have gone insane. To provoke him further, she even added a name tag along with the item.

[Activated Charcoal 'ball wash': Lather your nuts and butt with this amazing product. I heard it leaves them smelling fantastic]

"I will make sure you smell them one day." Good that Devin has finished the only meeting in the morning, otherwise he would have lost the temper in front of the employees. Even before he could come out of the shock, the door was knocked again. As usual, he threw the package into the drawer before letting Harley in.

"Umm...Devin_"

"You don't need to. It's another package from Jurassic Park, right?" His energy was all depleted in the morning seeing her gifts. He knew Leena wouldn't stop today until she is satisfied with her revenge. After all, he has put a tight leash on her blabbermouth

Harley nodded her head hesitantly. She was wondering if was a kind of prank, his fans are playing on Devin. She made a note to inform Leena about it. All in all, Harley was finding a chance to talk with Leena again.

"Bring it in." With a tired sigh, he whispered. He thought she would stop it with two gifts, but Leena has just started the show. She gifted them a dinosaur lunch box and he hates that creature. Throwing the box, he closed his eyes to rest for a while but Harley interrupted him again with another package. "Devin, another parcel for you," Harley screamed.

From the morning until evening, there were around twenty gifts that he received and Leena didn't disappoint him with her craziness. All the gift items would fight for first place in weirdness if they were placed in the auction.

[Snail secretion facial mask for smooth skin]

[activated charcoal ball wash]

[Urinal shots, disco beard rings]

[Dick belt: One size masterpiece to keep your trousers at bay. If you like it, for more you can order from 'dicks by mail.com']

The list went on...

Devin rubbed his temples and took a deep breath. Anger seized him and his fingers refused to move. Blood throbbed into his temples when he realized Leena would be laughing at him sitting in her office. He never knew such kind of weird items is even sold in the market. Finally, he stopped receiving.

"If she ended her revenge, then it's good to start mine." A sly smile crept over his lips and he started executing the plan.

....

Leena was playing a cake maker game on her mobile which she installed for Cutie and now she got addicted to it. Although she was engrossed in the game, occasionally a silly smile would escape from her lips when his angry face would pop up.

"Why didn't I receive a call from my babylicious?" Leena pouted and wiped her imaginary tears. Just then Reese knocked on the door and entered the office room. "You got a package, Leena,"

"Who is it?" Leena asked pausing the game.

"Lord Voldemort," Reese profused. She wanted to check if it is from that creepy fan of Leena but it was delivered by an authorized agent and so she did not open it. "Who is this creepy man who named that jinx name?"

"Did that copy cat use my beautiful idea again?" Leena threw her mobile and rushed to grab the parcel. Even when Leena tried to throw Reese out of the room, she did not budge.

Taking a deep breath, Leena unboxed the gift, and just like Devin, she parted her lips in shock seeing the gifts. It was not one. He has sent double the gifts which Leena has sent in the morning.

[Plant based collagen butt mask: I heard it will hydrate and tone your tired tushies leaving your sweet cheeks soft and plump without wrinkles. Keep it soft otherwise, it's hard to squeeze them]

[Vibrator shaped Lipstic: Throw it into your purse and apply it whenever you wanted some pleasure]

"Devinnnnnnnnn." Leena screamed at the top of her lungs.

Reese clutched her stomach unable to curb her laugh seeing all the funny items on the desk. She was sure it must be Devin playing a prank on Leena. Finally, God has listened to my pleas.. To tame this sadist, woman, he has sent an equally statistic man.