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*Author's Note: This chapter was mostly a parody song that was redacted by AllNovelFull. So a big portion of it is empty text covering the lyrics. You can skip it if you want to save coins.

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After a hard day's work, Ben was chilling on his bed, feeling good, as a man who just jizzed all over an elevator should…

There were a lot of things lightening his mood:

Laura and what became of her…

The points and rewards he was about to eat.

And the fact that he didn't have to clean up the elevator.

It wasn't that he was rude. It's that he was thinking of the janitors. In reality, this was creating jobs. Literally…

With that in mind, certain words flowed from Ben's noggin'…a remastered little lullaby from a man named Vanilla Ice, called… "Ice Ice Baby."

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When Ben finished, he was feeling great after he laid down his lyrical poetry…

Unfortunately, he soon forgot the words to the masterful parody, as if they faded from existence, struck because they were too great by some distant divine being who could not handle the existence of such grandeur...

However, in the end, it was all about the points, which is why Ben couldn't keep that stupid grin off his face because they were a'comin. Yet, today, he had something even better than that.

[Monthly Challenge: Keep It in the Family - Seduce a woman who is at least a 7 in looks and a legal or blood relative of a woman you've slept with]

[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Punishment: Plus or minus one testicle…depending]

[Completion status: 1/1]

[Distributing reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]

[Assigning Stat: Knowledge +1]

Ben closed his eyes as he felt his knowledge expand and become clearer, He was growing wiser, more astute, in the areas he was familiar with:

Memes…

D*ck jokes…

Ass, titties, and fart jokes…

'Why is it all this sh*t?!?' Ben opened his eyes in a fury…

Wasn't he at least good at marketing and some book knowledge, so why was he feeling like all the nonsense was being reinforced… He sighed. 'Whatever, this might be my destiny…' Ben was willing to go with the flow.

Besides, there was something more important to take a look at now. Having cumpleted his very worrisome monthly challenge, that now meant he had a new one to look forward to, or perhaps, a new difficulty to deal with.

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*Author's Note: Sorry about the chapter. AllNovelFull wanted the parody lyrics redacted so this is the result.

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