Cathulhu Online, MUNYA!

Chapter 218 – Cat Dad is Blessed

Halal and his friends walked out of MUNYA Guild’s lobby. They returned to the fountain plaza.

Everybody admired their guild screen, which was changed after they had chosen a faction.

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<strong>General Information</strong>

<strong>Guild Name:</strong> QUWB

<strong>Faction:</strong> Mermaid Kingdom

<strong>Guild Level:</strong> 4

<strong>Guild Members:</strong> 1,000/1,000

<strong>Guild Master:</strong> Absolute Halal

<strong>Home Base:</strong> None

<strong>Sponsor:</strong> Chang’e

<strong>Blessings:</strong> Underwater Breathing, Underwater Pressure Resistance, Water Affinity

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<strong>[Underwater Breathing]:</strong> All guild members can breathe underwater.

<strong>[Deep Sea Pressure Resistance]:</strong> All guild members can resist up to 101 atmospheres (1,000 meters depth).

<strong>[Water Affinity]:</strong> Water Spiritual Roots of all guild members are double.

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Everybody rejoiced that their guild leader had joined the mermaid faction. They were so grateful to Xiaomao, who introduced this mysterious kingdom to them.

“Boss, your friend is too kind. He sold the mythic potions for cheap, and he introduced us to a good faction. This is a lot better than the Pangu Church or Yuan Empire!”

Halal agreed, “Ah, yes. Now, you know who to trust and who to fight.”

“Exactly! We can’t let brother Xiaomao down!”

“We also got a huge gift.”

Halal opened a scroll of a rough drawing of an island group. It had a few X marks, which revealed the location of Cernun Island and Gnoll Island. Moreover, Xiaomao even disclosed the location of his headquarters, aka the Slave Dungeon.

Aside from the deal, they made another arrangement. From now on, the potion distribution location would be the Gnoll Island beach, and Xiaomao wouldn’t be responsible for the shipment – Halal had to provide his own transportation for the sacred water and other goods.

It was not hard to procure a cargo vessel, but it took time. Halal had several ideas and inspirations from this deal, and he was looking forward to future businesses.

“Let’s head back to the lobby and tell everyone. I bet our mages will be surprised.”

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<strong>General Information</strong>

<strong>Guild Name:</strong> MUNYA

<strong>Faction:</strong> Mermaid Kingdom

<strong>Guild Level:</strong> 1

<strong>Guild Members:</strong> 100/100

<strong>Guild Master:</strong> Xiaomao

<strong>Home Base:</strong> Slave Dungeon

<strong>Sponsors:</strong> Chang’e, Meowmeow

<strong>Blessings:</strong> Void Breathing, Deep Sea Immunity, Nature Affinity, Cat Supremacy, Mother Earth Protection

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<strong>[Void Breathing]:</strong> All guild members can breathe anywhere even if there is no oxygen.

<strong>[Deep Sea Immunity]:</strong> All guild members are immune to underwater pressure.

<strong>[Nature Affinity]:</strong> The Water, Wood, Metal, and Light Spiritual Roots of all guild members are double.

<strong>[Cat Supremacy]:</strong> Skills and spells of Catopus and Cathulhu are 50% stronger, 80% if the opponent is a canine-related race, and 150% if the opponent is from Pangu Faction.

<strong>[Mother Earth Protection]:</strong> As long as the guild members are within the Mermaid Kingdom’s domain or underwater, increase their physical defense and magical defense by 100%.

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Meanwhile, Xiaomao opened his guild menu and compared it with Halal’s guild. He looked at the blessings and slightly shook his head.

When Xiaomao was in this event world, the two deities did something to his guild, and blessings appeared. Unfortunately, the blessings didn’t work in the event world.

He thought of Butter Tank and Liu Bei. He wondered if their guilds also had a similar blessing buff to their guild members.

‘The real Guild Wars and territorial wars are going to be complicated. I don’t know what kind of blessings they have.’

Xiaomao thought of Butter Tank’s threat and sighed. He knew that greedy players would eventually find and invade his dungeon, but he didn’t expect that someone would have discovered it so fast.

Feeling threatened, Xiaomao texted Wei Zhi.

“Tell Undine to hasten the mannequin project and increase their strength somehow. Tell her that I have about 100 million PACTs to fund the project.”

Xiaomao pressed [Sent] and continued watching the afternoon guild war matches to learn new tricks.

A few minutes later, Wei Zhi replied.

“Nymph says that her legendary weapons can’t be used outside the dungeon, and she can’t send them to you. But she can equip the mermaids and the mannequins instead.”

Hearing the bad news, Xiaomao gave up the idea. He closed his eyes and computed what strategy and tactic he would use in tomorrow’s matches against the Quest-Rush Meta.

Fortunately, Wei Zhi wasn’t finished.

“Nymph also says she can contact the Mermaid’s capital city to borrow some high-tier ultra-rare or legendary weapons from Tiamat Royal Troops, but you can only keep them for a week. Oh, she needs about a million PACT to tribute the mermaid queen for the trouble.”

Xiaomao pursed his lips. He didn’t want to waste a million PACTs to just “borrow” weapons.

“How about I give her 10 million PACTs, and I want to purchase as many legendary-grade weapons from the Mermaid Kingdom? Oh, tell her that I want a HIGH-LEVEL mage’s staff and a crossbow, munya. The higher level requirement, the better, munya!”

“Isn’t 10 million PACTs about 20 million dollars?”

“I’m a billionaire. I can pay, munya. Can you get it done for me, munya?”

“… If I give my virginity to you, can you give me a million dollars?”

“WHAT IN THE TARNATION ARE YOU SMOKING, MUNYA?! ARE YOU FOR REAL?!”

Xiaomao almost flipped the coffee table in front of him because of the randomness and Wei Zhi’s unexpected proposal.

Fortunately, Wei Zhi sent a laughing emoji, an eggplant emoji, and water droplets emoji to tease him, confirming that everything was a joke.

“That was a joke LMAO! No way, I ain’t selling my virginity to a freaking cat! I’m an upright traditional girl!”

Xiaomao facepalmed, “You almost gave me a heart attack, woman.”

“HAHAHAHA! But you wish I was serious, right?”

“Whatever, munya.”

“Jokes aside, I’ll talk to Nymph and Undine again. Catch you later!”

Xiaomao closed the chat menu. He scratched and pulled some of his furs as he disliked under-the-belly pranks. However, he instinctively thought of Wei Zhi’s current figure, her new face, and his previous life’s mother. Then, Xiaomao imagined the sinful scenario.

“MUNYAAAAA!!”

In embarrassment and shame, Xiaomao smashed his face against the coffee table and broke it. The table was automatically repaired and restored, but a few shards were still stuck in Xiaomao’s face.

Shepherd and the boys were dumbfounded while Lucky panicked. She pulled out a med kit from her inventory to patch Xiaomao.

“What’s wrong, master?”

Xiaomao’s skin turned red. He muttered quietly, “Nothing. Forget what you see today, munya!”

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