The Devil's Sweetheart

The gloomy face Drew had put on when he saw his ugly friend was replaced by joy in his face when he thought of the treasure hunt game they would be playing. I will make sure that I would end up with my sister. He has already asked aunt Daisy to get their snacks ready for it since it's going to be a whole long day.

Happily whistling to a song, Drew was showering when he heard crisp and clear footsteps crisp and clear. 

"Must be my new roomie. Dear God! Don't let it be that ugly face." Drew pleaded to be left in peace alone at least till the wedding. He had a hunch that it would be him. Except for his one-room vacant, there is none in the entire house. So that ugly friend has a chance of landing in this room.

After hours of taking a shower which he always does making everyone wait in the process just like Leena, he opened the bathroom door and peaked at his sides. Only when he did not find anyone there, he stepped out of the bathroom. Just when he rushed to wear a shirt before anyone could see, a figure emerged out of the walk-in closet startling him.

Both gazed at each other in surprise. After all, it's been a long time they met face to face. Despite they are living neighbors, they would never communicate. Even if all their friends gather, they would end up fighting if they are put together.

Finally, Jasper broke the silence not wanting to look at his nasty face.

"How did you get into Seattle, monkey fellow. Did someone leave your cage open?" Jasper laughed edging a finger in front of Drew.

"Monkey's friend is also big ass monkey, fuck off you donkey fellow," Drew shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Anyone willing to fuck you must be too lazy to masturbate," Jasper's scream was soul dying.

"God wasted someone's good asshole putting teeth in your mouth." Drew's scream was inhumane to ears.

"Nasty fellow, you dare to insult me again. Go and wear a shirt first. I am controlling my puke watching your nude avatar." 

"I knew it, you always liked my body since when we're in school." Drew protectively clasped his chest with his two hands.

"Is there anything to like in your body? It is as pine as a pikestaff."

"Bastard! What did you say? I will kill you today." Drew charged on to Jasper at once.

Their voices were too loud for the outsiders that Austin and Leah rushed into the room thinking something might have happened. But it was a jaw-dropping floor event for both, watching Jasper yanking Andrew's towel, while Drew pulling Jasper's jeans forcefully. If there is any other one looking at the scene, they would probably think they are lying on one another in a 69 position exiting some adulterous activity.

Since Austin and Leah knew about them from the start, it was no shock that they both fight each time when they stay together.

"Let's separate before Andrew's towel comes out, Austin."

"Jasper's jean is in no good position. It would pan out in no time with the amount of pressure Drew is applying." Austin said.

Without wasting any time, Leah and Austin rushed forward in the opposite directions pulling the mortal enemies apart.

"Leave me Austin, I will kill that monkey fellow today," Jasper yelled.

"I will kill that donkey fellow. Leave me, Leah." Drew screamed.

"Enough Drew. And Jasper you too. Do you think you are still in school?" Austin chided as he often does it for these two.

"Give me another room. I can't live with this trouble maker for six days. He is always up with a problem." Pulling his jean which has almost emerged out, Jasper glared daggers at Drew's ugly face.

"If you got a problem with me, write it in a piece of paper and stick it your ass."  Securely buckling his towel which Jasper has almost pulled out despite he clasped it hard, Drew glared at Jasper's nasty face. 

"Why? Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that will come out your mouth?" Jasper commented.

"You_"

"Can you both stop! If you are here to create trouble at my wedding, go and stay in a hotel. Besides, we don't have any extra room. Stay together or both of you get out." Leah had enough with these two. She has to use other means to shut these fellows even though it was painful to scold them.

Gritting their teeth, both sat at the edges of the room in silence.

"Once upon a time, you were like glue sticks who were inseparable. Suddenly, what happened on that day?"

Hearing the question, both Drew and Jasper immediately averted their eyes moving into silence.

Everyone in their friend's circle always wanted to know what exactly happened between these two when both used to stick together like big fat thighs. But on one fine day, they entered the school becoming mortal enemies. From then on, even if anyone asks, they behave as if they are mute kids without telling anything. And as time passed, their friends stopped asking and so their fights increased.

"Stop fighting, else I will throw both out of this house. You can go and live in the streets."

Austin and Leah walked away after giving a warning dose.

Just when Austin and Leah left, they started their fight again.

"I am warning you, if you stick anything pink on the doors or eavesdrop on me, I will kill you," Jasper warned, remembering the pink school bag Drew was wearing it to school. That was his gift to Drew on his tenth birthday.

"If you don't put the room clean and tidy, I will blast your ass with a bomb." Drew equally warned him remembering the walk-in closet where Japer used to dumps all his clothes. He is the one who always organizes them neatly when they were best friends.

"Get away from my sight, asswiper." Drew yelled.

"Same goes for you, nasty piece of shit." Jasper screamed.

Both returned to their rooms with gritted teeth.