Reborn: The Godfather Has Fallen For Me

Chapter 829 - Virgin Pee



Chapter 829 Virgin Pee

Yellow Ox was tied to a tree branch by the Red Bull. Due to the high-intensity tranquilizer, he had been in a state of lethargy. Even though it was pouring with rain, he did not wake up.

At this moment, there were the most stone monkeys gathered under the tree, and they were also the craziest. Cow and Buffalo were watching from the other side of the tree anxiously, but there was nothing they could do. Now that they saw the secret guards actually use the iron wire in their hands to hang up the water monkeys, they had no idea what these people were trying to do. However, they had always believed that although these secret guards had a bad reputation, they would never really leave them alone.

They had seen it from the time they saved Yellow Ox this afternoon.

Sure enough, at this moment, they saw that Dark 11 had actually shot out a wire-like thing at Red Bull and Yellow Ox’s positions, directly setting up a simple rope path on the two trees.

“Bring Yellow Ox here by the way of a slide.”

When Red Bull heard this, he immediately realized that they were really going to save them. He took out a small rope-like device from his bag. They had this thing in their equipment. The iron rope had a slight incline. As long as Yellow Ox was put on it… He could directly slide to Dark 11’s side.

This was definitely not the time to dawdle. If Yellow Ox was not here, Red Bull would have no problem finding a way to jump from one tree to another.

Therefore, this could be considered a form of self-help.

Yellow Ox had just been transported away. He didn’t waste any time and slid across the rope they had prepared.

With this method, everyone slowly retreated according to the interval between the tree and the tree.

Those water monkeys might look scary with their green eyes, but they basically relied on their sense of smell to find their way.

Moreover, they moved extremely fast. As soon as the two of them left the tree, they fired a shot at one of the water monkeys. The bullet hit the water monkey and made it cry out. Of course… a green blood-like thing was also left on its body.

The moment there was the smell of blood, these water monkeys did not care whether they were of the same species or not. They immediately began to bite.

Yan Kuan and the others moved faster and faster as they moved through the forest on the other side. Fortunately, it was an undeveloped forest. The vegetation was dense, there were many trees, and they were not small in size.

However, running away bit by bit was not a solution either. These things would eventually follow them.

There were also those water monkeys hanging in the air. They were all fired at by them, causing those things to gather in that area.

“What should we do now?”

“Take out all the compressed fuel in your pockets.”

Yan Kuan gave the order, and at this moment, everyone, including Red Bull, also listened to Yan Kuan’s orders.

The compressed fuel was also what they had brought with them this time. It was similar to gasoline. Its ignition point was at the bottom, and its density was high. It could float on the surface of the water. If this thing were to ignite… Wouldn’t it be able to ignite on the surface of the water just like gasoline? “Aim at that side and throw it over. Let’s take a good look at what these roasted water monkeys look like.”

Due to the accumulation of the bloody smell, there were countless water monkeys surrounding them. On the contrary, there were only two or three water monkeys under their feet. However, because of the huge bloody smell over there, all of them ran over.

After Yan Kuan gave the order, everyone used all their strength and threw fuel toward the other end.

What was more amazing was that each of these ‘bulls’ had a small jar of gasoline fuel in their backpacks. They threw it over without saying anything

The range of this sniper rifle was 800 meters. Even if they took a step back, they could still shoot through the oil barrel.

All the fuel in the hands of more than ten people was thrown at the place where the water monkeys were gathered. A small cannon exploded. Bang, bang, bang! After a few sounds, the surface of the water quickly lit up with flames.

The place where the water monkeys were gathered was even more ablaze with flames, burning even more fiercely. “Ah — Ah — Ah –“

The screams were incessant and even more mournful under the night sky.

“It’s best to burn these monsters to death. Look, the water monkeys over there have actually disappeared.”

Everyone looked at the sky-high flames not far away. It was indeed as they had said. The water monkeys around them seemed to be decreasing, and many of them were buried in the water again.

“Eh, what’s going on?”

Shen Xiaoxiao naturally saw this as well. She raised her head and asked Yan Kuan. Yan Kuan looked at the water monkeys that were indeed slowly disappearing under the night sky not far away. He thought for a moment and said, “I know. This water is yin, and fire is yang. These things are afraid of fire. They belong to the extreme yin.” “Yin and yang again?”

Yan Kuan pulled Shen Xiaoxiao into his arms and smiled. “Since ancient times, the harmony between yin and yang is not a joke. There must be a reason, just like the man-eating flowers we encountered before.”

“I understand what you mean. You mean, as long as we find a way to reconcile the yin and yang, we can destroy these things.”

“You can say that, but it’s not as simple as you think. The area of the yin spot is too big. If we want to get rid of them, we still have to find the yin eye.” “It’s the yin eye again?”

“Yes, the yin eye.”

“Then how do we find it? There was the giant panda there before, but there aren’t any here.”

Yan Kuan looked into the distance and finally smiled faintly:

“Who says there isn’t one? There is definitely one.”

Yan Kuan pressed the watch on his wrist a few times, but his expression was a little strange. Of course, Yan Kuan himself did not expect that there was such a saying since ancient times.

However, the information that could be entered here by him was based on evidence. It was not the kind of nonsense that was said on the internet.

Therefore, Yan Kuan made a hand gesture to the secret guard in the distance.

This time, other than the few ‘bulls’, everyone, including Shen Xiaoxiao, was dumbfounded. It couldn’t be, right? Why did he want this thing?

Red Bull looked at Dark 15 beside him and asked, “15, what kind of hand gesture is your boss making? What does it mean?”

15 turned to look at Red Bull. Then, he looked like he was watching a good show. He pulled Red Bull over and said, “Hey, Red Bull, how long have you been in the army?”

“12 years. I joined the army when I was 15 years old.”

“Oh, I see. Are you married?”

Red Bull blushed at the mention of this question. He said embarrassedly, “My parents died early. I’ve been in the army all these years. I don’t have time to get a girlfriend.”

When Dark 15 heard this, he was immediately excited. He said to Red Bull even more enthusiastically, “So you’re a virgin then?”

“Ah? You, you, you, why are you asking me this question?”

This was very embarrassing. He was already 27 years old, and he was still a virgin. He really didn’t want to admit it, but he had just said that he didn’t even have a girlfriend. Wouldn’t it be too fake if he didn’t admit it now?

“Just tell me, are you?”

“You’re such a gossiper — yes…”

This time, Dark 15 was even happier. He took a water bottle from his backpack and said to Red Bull,”Come, pee into the mouth of the bottle. Pee all your virgin pee into it. Don’t waste a single drop.”

“Ah?”

“What ‘ah?’ Boss just said that he wanted to collect virgin pee. Didn’t you say that you’re a virgin? Hurry up and pee…”


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