Peerless Genius System

Chapter 565: Little Beauty.

After setting foot on Xia Hai, Xiao Luo actually already sent a message to Su Li, telling her that he was back. He merely received a single ‘Oh’ as a reply. So when they returned to Star Moon Bay Hotel, Xiao Luo did not take Zhang Dashan to see Su Li, but went directly to his apartment.

“Damn, crystal chandelier, European table and chairs, golden yellow as the main color, and filled with rich Mediterranean style! Old Xiao, this is simply an imperial enjoyment.”

Zhang Dashan was deeply shocked by the luxury of the apartment, but he immediately changed the topic. “Where is the goddess Su? I can’t wait to meet a big star face to face. I am getting excited just thinking about it!”

Xiao Luo gave him a look. “Why don’t you look at yourself first? You are sweaty. Go to the bathroom and take a bath. I will find you a new set of clothes.”

“Do you have any new pants? If so, give me a dozen.” Zhang Dashan brazenly asked.

Xiao Luo really wanted to hit him.

Zhang Dashan felt something was wrong and quickly took back what he said. “Ah hehe, well if you don’t have it, you can just give me a pair of boxer shorts. Showering might cause this ‘ancestor below’ to become disobedient, and it won’t be able to be suppressed just with pants, by then I will make a fool of himself.”

“I’ll look for one!”

Xiao Luo said impatiently. He really wondered how he became friends with this vulgar goon.

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The doorbell suddenly rang while Zhang Dashan was whistling and entertaining himself in the bathroom.

Xiao Luo knew that this was definitely not Su Li. Su Li would’ve just walked in directly, she wouldn’t press the doorbell. Indeed, it was Su Bei and Su Canye standing at the door. The little girl was still the same, as if she was carved from jade. Her ruddy face and watery eyes were exquisite, and her locks were cutely tied in a ponytail. She was as lovely as a little princess in a fairy tale.

“Dad, hug, I want to hug!”

The little girl hadn’t seen Xiao Luo for a long time so she couldn’t wait anymore, and stretched out her arms to ask for a hug.

Xiao Luo also missed her, he bent over to pick her up.

“Dad, Beibei misses you so much.” Su Bei snuggled into Xiao Luo’s embrace. After Xiao Luo kissed her on the forehead, she giggled.

Xiao Luo pinched her little nose. “I miss you too.” As he held her, he walked to the hall. “Dad brought you toys, see if you like them.”

He took out a box and opened it, it was an electronic toy organ.

“Wow, dad got me something. Dad gave me a gift!”

Su Bei was at the age where she liked all kinds of toys. When she saw the electronic organ, she immediately became excited.

Xiao Luo smiled gently. He originally wanted to teach her how to play, but he didn’t expect that once he handed it over to the little girl she would immediately start pressing each key. The sound made by each key was different from each other, and the little girl seemed to enjoy it.

“Brother-in-law, I heard that you have traveled to Maldives?” Su Canye asked curiously.

With yellow hair, earrings, black eyeliner and the very iconic black leather jacket, Su Canye was still dressed ‘non-mainstream’ like before.

“Yes… *Cough*” Xiao Luo awkwardly answered.

“Why didn’t you take me with you? I heard that the scenery there is beautiful, especially the sea. It’s like a fairyland on earth. I’ve long wanted to go there. Brother-in-law, you’re too selfish to go alone.” Su Canye said extremely depressed.

Xiao Luo said, “When you get married, can’t you go on your honeymoon with your wife? Why do you want me to take you there?”

“Get married?”

Su Canye frowned and waved his hand. “I don’t want to get married so early. I’m still a young man in his prime. My youth can’t be wasted on only one woman. Before I am thirty years old, I won’t think about getting married. Right Su Bei?”

But Su Bei was immersed in the fun of playing the electronic organ, and did not even lift her head for his question.

At this time, Su Canye’s ears pricked up. He heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom. “Hey, who is taking a bath in the bathroom?”

As soon as his words fell, he suddenly came to a conclusion.

“What the… You… You actually brought another woman? Brother-in-law, y-yo-you… You cuckolded my sister?” Su Canye’s eyes were wide open as he pointed at Xiao Luo in disbelief.

Xiao Luo was annoyed but forced out a smile. “Can’t you hear a man singing?”

“A man?”

Su Canye listened attentively, and finally confirmed his own speculation. “Brother-in-law, are you serious right now? This is clearly a woman’s voice. How is it a man? No, I have to tell my sister. My sister has not given me pocket money for a long time. This time, I will make a meritorious deed. After that, I will definitely have endless pocket money in the future.”

Thinking about this, he ran out jumping while shouting loudly. “Sister, brother-in-law has cuckolded you!”

I ~! @#￥%……

Xiao Luo only felt that 10,000 grass mud horses were galloping in his mind, and finally two English letters popped out of his mouth, “SB?”

(T/N: On the web “SB” often stands for 傻逼 (shǎ bī) in Chinese, using Pinyin for the abbreviation. It means “stupid cunt” and therefore vulgar and impolite. The term is very popular in northern China, like Beijing, and is often used to scold someone or describe something as being very stupid.)

The bathroom door opened wide, and Zhang Dashan, head still full of suds leaned out. “Who was that motherf*cker yelling about wearing a green hat? I was just about to ask Thumbelina to finish what the model couldn’t do. But that yelling made this ‘little brother’ go down.”

‘Thumbelina?’ (aka hands; aka m@sturb@tion)

Xiao Luo’s eyes were wide. This psycho was doing what in his bathroom?!

He shouted, “Hurry up and come out for this boss!”

“Damn, I was just kidding, you’re taking this to f*cking serious.” Zhang Dashan turned their body back, and then slammed the bathroom door closed.

‘Joke your sister!’

Xiao Luo felt that he was going to collapse. Zhang Dashan really had no bottom line.

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After taking a shower and putting on the pajamas that Xiao Luo gave him, Zhang Dashan walked out of the steaming bathroom.

“Hi, little girl, remember me?” He waved and greeted Su Bei, who was playing the electronic organ at the table.

Su Bei had a good memory. She said in her tender voice, “You are Uncle Dashan.”

“Wow, good, good. Indeed I am your uncle Dashan. Ah no, it should be brother Dashan. I just turned eighteen this year.”

(T/N: Meaning he’s still too young to be an uncle)

Zhang Dashan was very happy. He went over to pinch her cheeks lovingly, then turned to Xiao Luo. “Old Xiao, this little girl has grown a little taller. Now she is just like a little beauty. Look at her. She is a little princess in a fairy tale. She is so cute but she has no friends. She’s somewhat similar to you. Are you sure you’re not her father?”

“Bullsh*t, are you serious right now?” Xiao Luo was speechless.

“Old Xiao, I have always been serious. By the way, take me to meet the goddess Su already. This is an opportunity that cannot be missed.” Zhang Dashan urged.