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Hearing the 'amazing' things that Beelzebub did to get exiled, he couldn't help but say.

"No wonder you got exiled, you almost destroyed the earth, heaven, and hell."

"Right?! Ain't I pretty amazing?"

"I wasn't praising you though, but indeed it's pretty amazing in a bad way." He said.

"I take that as a compliment though."

After that, both of them talked a lot, Beelzebub enjoyed it very much, there wasn't a single moment that she didn't enjoy.

Kyle got to know so much while talking to Beelzebub, every time he asks something, she would always answer it without hesitation, she doesn't even bother hiding it.

Right now, he's surveying around Beelzebub castle, but of course along with Beelzebub herself, no matter where she goes she sticks with him since it's better than being all alone.

After looking around her castle, he couldn't help but praise Beelzebub.

"Despite the lack of resources, you managed to make a castle? I honestly admire you for that."

"He-he, I'm amazing right?" Beelzebub smiles cheekily at him.

"Yeah, you are."

"Praise me more human!"

"You're amazing."

"That's right!"

"You're a genius."

"I am!"

"You're a hard worker."

"Yep! Even though it's a cheap and a half-assed compliment, it still makes me happy." Beelzebub wasn't an idiot, but being complimented after a million years of being alone, even if it's false, half-assed it still works anyway.

"Right, yeah." While he was talking with Beelzebub, he asked his system inside his mind if it's possible for him to get out of the abyss, it said that it was possible but he needed to wait for an entire month.

He asked why, the system said that while it's easy for it to make a portal out of the abyss, the guardian that they met before are currently looking for the system tracks, rather than Kyle, so that's why for an entire month the system would update itself so that it could hide from this universe guardian.

It was the only option since the system wasn't protecting itself, but 'he' the host, once the guardian of this universe found out that he's the host of the system, the guardian would kill him without a doubt, and that would be the end of them.

After knowing the reason, he didn't say anything and decided to stay inside the abyss for a month, at least it's only a month.

"What are you thinking?" Beelzebub noticed that he wasn't listening to what she was saying a while ago, right now what she hated the most is being ignored.

"Oh, sorry I was thinking about how to get out of this place."

"Oh, so it's about that, understandable I was like you when I first got trapped in this fucking place, but later on I realized that it's impossible, so I simply stopped trying." She felt nostalgic of those days and she tried everything to get out of this damn place.

Then she added, "Well, if I had at least 2% of my original power it would be a piece of cake for me to get out of this place, however right now I don't even have that 1%, since this place sealed most of my powers."

Beelzebub had a frustrated expression on her, this was the first time she made this expression in front of him, the usual her is cheerful and always smiling, but her frustrated expression disappeared as soon as it appeared.

"So, that's it, anyway my advice to you is don't try too hard, because the result would be the same no matter what, take it as advice from me who is trapped in this place for millions of years."

"I'll keep that in mind." Even though he said that he didn't take it seriously because he had the means to get out of this place.

Also, it is no wonder that he felt so weak. Turns out this place sealed most of his powers, he could even barely feel his divinity, right now he feels like he's back to being an ordinary person once again.

And the fact that Beelzebub could still use her powers despite sealing 99.9% of her original strength, proves that she's a very very strong individual.

No wonder when she said 'human' back then, it's because most of his divinity was sealed, that's why Beelzebub couldn't sense it.

"Good, then starting from today you're a companion! Just tell me what you want and I'll get it for you! As long as it exists here."

"Sure, I'd do that but first I've been waiting for you to ask me my name, why didn't you?" He asked.

"Oh, and here I thought you're intentionally not saying your not but I guess not, either way even if you won't tell me now, you'll surely tell me soon because we're going to be together for eternity!" Beelzebub said it with a cheerful voice.

"Is that so? Anyway, my name is Kobayashi Kyle." He said.

"So, your Kobayashi? What a weird name!" Beelzebub said.

"No, no it's my last name, my name is Kyle." He corrected her.

"I don't understand, why did you say your last name before your first name? Names are supposed to be said first." Beelzebub was a western, and she wasn't there when Japan was born, she was already inside the abyss at that time.

"Well, it's just a cultural thing, don't think about it too much."

"Alright, then Kyle." Beelzebub started giggling as she said his name, just like she became happy.

Truly a pitiful creature, she's been living all alone all this time. He wondered how she could have endured the loneliness for millions of years.

Since she called him by his name, it would be unfair if he doesn't call her by her name.

"Beelzebub."

"Yes?!" Beelzebub's grin reached her ears when she heard him say her name. It made her quite happy since it's been a million years since anyone called her name face to face.

"You want to eat something?" He asked.

"Eat what? There's nothing to-" Suddenly she thought of something, and her gaze shifted to Kyle's crotch, and then she smiled knowingly and continued.

"I see, I see...sure I'd love to." Beelzebub licked her lips.

Kyle was confused for a moment of why she was acting like a lewd bitch all of sudden, then he realized that she was looking at what's hidden inside his jeans.

"Oh...no, no wait it's not what you think it is!" Kyle panicked at this rate, he would be r*ped and there is no way he could stop her from doing so.

"Then, what is it? I don't think there is another thing that I could eat instead of 'that'." Beelzebub literally pointed her finger toward his dick.

"There is!" Immediately he took something inside his space inventory, even though the system is currently updating, he could still use the space inventory and status.

Then in his hands, there are different kinds of pancakes, it doesn't really matter if he gave some, since he literally had several thousands of different flavored pancakes, taking a few won't hurt.

Beelzebub's eyes widened after seeing what he just did.

"You...did you just make a portal inside the abyss?" This was a feat that even she failed to do.

"Oh? You're talking about my space inventory? While I can't deny it is a portal, it only leads to a space and it doesn't allow any living being to go inside it, so if you're thinking of using it to get out of this place, then it's impossible." He only told her the truth.

Both of them had a stare for a full minute before Beelzebub closed her eyes and let out a heavy sigh.

"I thought I found hope, but I guess it's only wishful thinking."

"You believe me?"

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"Because you're telling the truth, I can tell it by the way you breathe, and your heartbeats."

"Right? Anyway, pancakes?" He offered her a chocolate pancake.

".... Please."

After that, he gave her the chocolate pancakes, then she ate them slowly, suddenly a single tear left her eyes.

She said, "I never thought I could eat something sweet again, today is the best day of my life."

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