In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

Akihiko, Tsunade and Shizune traveled to Konoha on foot and they stopped to take a rest. Akihiko decided to take a bath in the river although he didn't need to.

He stripped off all of his clothes and went into the river to take a bath. ​​

Behind the trees, a blond busty woman and a black-haired attendant was peeking as they walked in slowly.

*whisper*

"Lady Tsunade, his body is awesome!" Shizune said as Tsunade just shook her head.

"Haaiyaa, Shizune. You're too thirsty. If you stay like this, you'll still be single forever. I wouldn't have come here if you weren't begging me to follow." Tsunade said although she had a smile on her face.

"Lady Tsunade, you're the last person who can call me single. You haven't been in a single relationship and you're already ol-"

"Hmm? What did you say?!" Tsunade said "calmly" with a tick mark on her forehead.

"Oh, I was just saying that I couldn't get a boyfriend because of the work so of course, I would try to peek at him. He's a perfect husband material so far." Shizune justified herself.

"You heard that he already got 8 lovers, right?" Tsunade asked with her mouth slightly twitching.

"That's even better. It shows that he is very reliable and is a good lover. If not would 8 girls be willing to be his girlfriend? He even managed to scare away Orochimaru by just appearing. Those are all very good traits. He's handsome too." Shizune nodded as she even managed to convince Tsunade slightly.

"Hmm, you're right." Tsunade became a bit convinced and also started looking at Akihiko.

"Also, look at his big dong. We can even call him Big Dong Daddy Akihiko." Shizune said not seeing the weird gaze Tsunade was giving.

Tsunade had a disgusted look like a certain demon slayer looking at his cellphone.

"Shizune, I can feel your thirsty aura from here." Tsunade said and Shizune just turned around towards Tsunade.

"Sorry, Lady Tsunade, but you agree with me, right? Big Dong Daddy Akihiko sounds like a good nickname."

They both turned around and didn't see Akihiko in the river anymore. They then felt someone tap their shoulders.

"Shizune-san, the nickname sounds nice. Big Dong Daddy Akihiko." Akihiko said as he wore his Dark Side Robe and just tied his hair.

Shizune's face became red as she was caught peeking while Tsunade just acted like she did nothing wrong.

"Ahem, let's continue our journey. We already finished our rest." Tsunade said as Shizune just nodded.

"Hai hai, let's go!" Akihiko smiled as they continued their journey again. On the way, Tsunade thought about if she should accept the Hokage position or not.

They arrived at Konoha after 4 hours and they entered the gate.

"Ah! Lady Tsunade, welcome back to the village." Izumo the gatekeeper of Konoha greeted Tsunade.

"Lady Tsunade, welcome back to the village." Kotetsu also greeted as Tsunade just nodded.

"Yo, Izumo, Kotetsu. Long time no see." Akihiko greeted them as both of them just replied.

"You don't even stop at the gate. You just enter the village directly."x2

"I mean, why waste time. This gate thing is all nonsense. If a strong enemy wants to come to Konoha, they'll just barge in." Akihiko replied making Izumo and Kotetsu sigh.

"You're right but this is our job. This job is the only thing that's helping me eat food. If I don't have this job, I'll starve to death." Kotetsu said as Akihiko just suggested.

"Do you want to work for me?"

"WAHH! I also want to join! Is it your cookie shop?!" Izumo joined the conversation as he was getting tired of this job.

"Yeah."

"Alright, we're in. Just give us a few cookies for a weekly bonus and we'll be there. Also, the salary."

"Don't worry about the salary, I'll give a nice amount."

"Thanks, boss. We'll resign from this job and after some paperwork, we'll be able to leave after 3 days."

"Alright, see you later." Akihiko waved his hands as he turned back to Tsunade and Shizune.

"Now, let's go."

"Akihiko, did you just steal two workers from the village?" Tsunade asked.

"Yes."

There was only silence as they walked to the Hokage Office which was empty.

After a while, Homura and Koharu arrived at the office as they were surprised when they saw Akihiko with Tsunade and Shizune.

"Yo, I finished the mission."

"That was fast. It took only a day. So, Tsunade, will you become the Fifth Hokage?"

Tsunade was silent for a few seconds before she nodded.

"I accept the position of the Fifth Hokage but I'll pass it on to someone else when the village is stable."

*sigh*

"That's fine. As long as we can find a suitable Hokage after you retire." Koharu said as she and Homura went out to take some paperwork.

Akihiko patted Tsunade's shoulders and shook his head.

"Good luck with all the paperwork. That is the duty of the Hokage."

Akihiko just teleported to the Uchiha Household after that.

"Hey Shizune, did he just teleport out of here?"

"Yes, Lady Tsunade. I think so. He can even teleport. He is becoming a god-tier husband material." Shizune said as Tsunade deadpanned.

"Thirsty as fuck."

After a while, Homura and Koharu came back with tons of paperwork and just piled them up on the table.

"We'll have a ceremony and announcement for the Fifth Hokage in a week. We need your body measurements for the Hokage cloak."

Koharu measured Tsunade's body as she went out surprised by the measurements.

"Shizune, help me with all the paperwork."

"Yes, Lady Tsunade." Shizune said with a tired tone as she started helping Tsunade.

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[In the Uchiha Household]

"Akihiko, welcome back. Ino and Hinata is also here!" Anko shouted as Ino and Hinata turned towards Akihiko.

"Oh, Akihiko. Long time no see."

"Yeah, long time no see, Ino." Akihiko patted her head as Hinata also pushed in and Akihiko also patted her head.

"So, what are you guys doing here?"

"We haven't met you in a while so we came here. But we got some news from everyone when I arrived here." Hinata replied.

"Oh, you mean the fact that Kushina, Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Pakura, Ayame and Kurenai are all pregnant?"

"Yes."

"Sorry but I won't have children with you. You are still young. It goes against my morals to do this." Akihiko said although he just wanted to avoid the dimensional FBIs.

"But we're considered adults since we are already genins." Ino replied as Akihiko thought, 'Ahh, so nostalgic. I used this line when I was chasing after Kushina.'

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Kushina chuckled hearing this and Mikoto, Izumi, Yugao, Anko, Pakura, Ayame, Kurenai all closed near her.

"What's wrong, Kushina?"

"Oh, it's just that Akihiko used that same line when he was trying to seduce me."

"Wow, seduce? He was already seducing women back then?" Kurenai asked as she was surprised.

"Yeah."

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"Yes, but you should give it a thought again. After all, even though you're legally adults, you're still 13. Your parents don't even know that you are in a relationship with me so let's go step by step, alright?" Akihiko said as Ino and Hinata nodded.

"Oh right, eat this." Akihiko said as he took out the last two Body Development Pills.

"What are those, Akihiko?" Ino and Hinata asked.

"These pills will make you grow faster. That's how I become tall this fast."

"Oh cool." Ino said as she immediately ate the pill. Hinata also ate the pill after that

Akihiko then proceeded to give a drop of Fountain of Youth to Kurenai. He also explained the benefits of the Fountain of Youth.

"Now, the most important thing is, what should we name our children?" Akihiko asked as he had a notebook in his hand to mark the names.

They started suggesting names as Akihiko was busy marking all of the names to pick one from those.

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[Orochimaru's Lair]

Orochimaru who ran away from Akihiko was now planning something.

"Hmm, he must have a weakness. If I can exploit that weakness, I might be able to kill him. Power? He's too strong. Money, he's too rich which I can find out from the information I gathered."

Kabuto then suggested Orochimaru.

"Lord Orochimaru, may I suggest an idea?"

"Of course, Kabuto."

"His women would be the best target. From what I have seen, he seems to have lots of love for his women. I saw Ayame from the ramen shop going out with him often."

"Hmm, that's a great idea, Kabuto."

"Kimimaro, prepare Jirobo and some others from the basement. We'll be increasing your strength and Kabuto, go and find a good body for me to transfer."

"Yes, Lord Orochimaru."x2

'With his, I can make his lover a hostage. No matter how strong or fast he is, with Manda, he can't beat me.'

Orochimaru thought as he grinned.

Kabuto didn't know he was digging graves for himself and Orochimaru. Not just one but two. They offended two powerful persons.

Press F in the chat for Orochimaru and Kabuto.

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Sasuke was sitting on a bench with Karin on his side as he asked.

"Hey, Karin. Can I ask something?"

"Of course."

"A friend of mine is going to have lots of siblings so what should he do?" Sasuke asked using the worst question format.

Karin clearly saw through the "my friend" façade as she chuckled.

"I think he should just care for them a lot and love them a lot and be a good brother to them."

"Mm." Sasuke fell into deep thought as he nodded from time to time.

He then got up and smiled before running away.

"Thanks, Karin!" He shouted before heading back to the Uchiha Household.

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Naruto was learning Rasengan from Jiraiya. He finished the First Stage today. The first stage was easy for him as he already got good chakra control.

"Perverted Sage, let's go to the second stage."

"Alright. The first stage is just trying to form the shape. For the second stage, we're going to add power. For the steps, figure out by yourself." Jiraiya said as he went back to writing his erotic novels.

"What the hell? You're a bad teacher, Perverted Sage!" Naruto yelled as he showed his tongue towards Jiraiya before running away.

"That kid, haha. I should teach him things as his godfather even though Kushina got a new lover. Am I right, Mini-toe?"

Jiraiya said as he leaned on the wooden pillar and looked at the sky.

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Back in Konoha, Akihiko was strolling though Konoha together with all of his lovers and Haku who was in her maid outfit.

Ino and Hinata returned to their own houses after talking with everyone in the Uchiha Household for a long time.

Akihiko and his family were out to buy things for babies. Sasuke was also included. He came to home and suddenly suggested that they should go and buy baby clothes. Everyone agreed immediately. Why?

Because they couldn't stay still. They are too overexcited for the babies except for the birthing process. Kushina and Mikoto told them that it hurts like hell. They told them that at that time, they even wanted to shout, "GET THIS LITTLE SHIT OUT OF ME!"

The others all nodded and just went to buy clothes and accessories.

They entered one store after another and then bought lots of things for the babies. After they finished buying, they felt satisfied and went back to the Uchiha Household.

They also met Tsunade on the way, which led to Tsunade following them back to the Uchiha Household.

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"Tsunade-san, we haven't seen each other for a long time." Kushina said excitedly.

"That's right. Kushina, how did you even become lovers with this guy?"

"Ehe, one thing led to another and it reached this point."

Tsunade just sighed.

"Whatever. I'm Tsunade Senju. Nice to meet you, everyone."

"Nice to meet you, Tsunade-san. You might not know me but I'm Mikoto Uchiha."

"Of course I know you, Mikoto."

"Nice to meet you, Lady Tsunade, I'm Izumi Uchiha." Izumi introduced herself.

"I'm Yugao Uzuki. It's a pleasure to meet you, Tsunade-san."

"Nice to meet you. I'm Pakura."

"Didn't you die?"

"No, I'm alive and well."

"I'm Ayame. Do you remember me, Tsunade-san? Father told me about you."

"Ahh, Ayame-chan. You were just a small child back then. Why did you fall into the hands of this this this guy?" Tsunade exclaimed.

"Hehe."

"I'm Kurenai Yuhi, nice to meet you, Tsunade-san."

"Nice to meet you too."

"I'm Haku. I'm Akihiko's personal maid."

"Maid?"

"I'm Anko Mitarashi. Do you want some sake, Tsunade-san?"

"Sure, let's drink."

Anko took out lots of sake as they all started drinking. Even Gurizu, Panda and Aisu secretly took some sips of the sake and became drunk. TonTon the piece of Ham also joined them.

After 2 hours, they all finished drinking.

"Haha, it was nice to meet you all. Let's drink together sometimes!" Tsunade yelled as she was being pulled away by Shizune.

"I apologize for Lady Tsunade's behavior. She just becomes wild when she is drunk."

After that, Akihiko just gave a good night kiss to everyone and slept without any SnuSnu.

Sasuke was dreaming about his cute brothers/sisters but sadly he even got Itachi in his dream.

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[Haku's PoV]

'Stupid Haku. Stupid Akihiko. I already know that he is going to chase after Tsunade. After all, look at those racks. Am I just not attractive? I already gave him the two special "Ask me to do anything" cards but he still hasn't used them.'

'Hmph, I'll ask everyone for help. I'll ask him out. I'm sure everyone else will help me as long as I ask nicely. I have to try.'

I thought as I slept.

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[A week later]

Today was the day of Tsunade's Hokage Ceremony. She walked out of the Hokage Office to the balcony with her Hokage outfit which had the Fifth Hokage written on the back.

She started saying motivational speech towards the crowd as the crowd clapped and cheered after everything ended.

No one knows if they were clapping because they were happy that there was a new Hokage or the speech finally finished.

Akihiko and his family were at the back, chilling and eating popcorn while watching this.

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(End-)

The three years timeskip is going to start now. I'm not going to make a direct timeskip. Don't forget to vote on the poll in chapter 73 or maybe 72?

Currently, the yes is dominating and I'm starting to make small plans.

The baby will be a 12 year old girl with brain tumour who died and get reincarnated. Not some middle aged women.

At least that's my idea for now.

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