In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

"Match 1: Sasuke vs Rice Gum (Cum)"

Akihiko announced as only Sasuke and Rice Cum were left on the stage. Everyone else went upstairs. ​​

"Match Start."

Rice Cum quickly launched a kunai straight at Sasuke but Sasuke just deflected it with his kunai. He didn't want to use his katana this match.

Rice Cum threw more shurikens as he dashed forward to punch Sasuke.

However, Sasuke just swiftly blocked all the shurikens and he side-stepped the place where Rice Cum hit. He smashed his leg against Rice Cum's head with full force, making Rice Cum spin around in 360 degrees.

Before Rice Cum fell down, Sasuke went to where Rice Cum would fall and kicked him high up in the air once again. After that, Sasuke jumped as he did an axe kick on Rice Cum's solar plexus.

*BAM*

Sasuke just fell down on his toes as he didn't even make a noise. Rice Cum on the other hand was fully knocked out, with foam coming out of his mouth and his eyes fully white. There were large cracks on the place where he crashed landed.

"First Match, Sasuke Uchiha's win. Congratulations, Sasuke Uchiha. You may go up and continue watching others fight." Akihiko said with his eyes closed as he continued to much on some cookies.

Rice Cum was carried out of the arena and towards the hospital.

"Nice!" Naruto shouted with his hands crossed.

Sasuke walked up to the stairs as Kakashi flashed a smile, although it was blocked by his mask.

"Good job."

"Mm. Thanks, Kakashi-sensei." Sasuke replied as he went to sit with Naruto and Sakura.

'I want to fight him even more now.' Lee thought as he looked at Sasuke.

'Sasuke Uchiha, you didn't use the Sharingan. Although, if we fought, I would win. After all, it is your fate to lose against me.' Neji thought as he closed his eyes.

"Match 2: Shino Aburame vs Baba Tunde"

Baba Tunde was a red-haired young man with a braided hairstyle. He just wore simple clothes and he had no shoes.

Shino just let out lots of insects as they all flew towards Baba Tunde. Baba Tunde just went straight in as he punched the insects, killing hundreds with each punch.

However, he was soon overpowered by the insects.

"Give me some WOTAH!" Baba Tunde yelled as Akihiko laughed.

"Here mate." Akihiko said as he threw the water bottle towards Baba Tunde.

Baba Tunde was attacked by insects even more but he yelled, "Never be afraid to risk your life for the WOTAH!"

His speed increased as he opened the bottle of water.

*Gulp*

"AHHHHH! FOR WOTAH!" Baba Tunde yelled as he dashed towards Shino.

However, this time, he smashed through all of the insects as he punched Shino in the jaw, making Shino hit the wall and faint.

"DIS THE POWER OF WOTAH!"

[a/n: U know Baba Tunde?]

"Match 2: Baba Tunde's win."

"Match 3: Kankuro vs Pan Keki"

"Kankuro's Victory."

"Match 4: Ino Yamanaka vs Sakura Haruno."

In the beginning, both Sakura and Ino sent out shurikens and kunais at each other. Both of their shurikens canceled each other and their fists met in the middle.

"Sakura… sorry for the pain." Ino said as she kicked Sakura with chakra in her feet. Sakura flew and hit the wall as she grunted.

"Ugh. Dis is just a scratch." Sakura said although blood flowed out from her head.

She stood up again but she saw Ino starting the Mind Transfer Jutsu. She quickly dashed towards Ino but in the middle, Ino's body fell unconscious as Sakura also stopped in her tracks.

"Ino already used the Mind Transfer Jutsu." Shikamaru muttered as Asuma nodded.

"Sakura has an extremely low chance of winning."

Ino controlled Sakura's body as she raised her hand, "I, Sakura Haruno would like to forfeit."

"Match 4: Ino Yamanaka's Victory." Akihiko announced as he smiled.

Anko was also proud of Ino. She took some part in teaching Ino after all.

Sakura was carried away for medical help.

"Match 5: Temari vs TenTen."

Ten Ten sent out lots and lots of weapons towards Temari however, Temari just rendered them useless with just a flick of her fan.

Ten Ten didn't give up and just sent out more weapons.

Temari who didn't want to take any more time just appeared right behind TenTen as she slammed the fan right on her head.

*Bam*

TenTen fell down as she was hit by the full force of Temari's fan. Temari then just left the stage as she was sure that TenTen already fainted.

Akihiko body flickered beside TenTen as he checked if she fainted or not.

"Match 5: Temari's Victory." Akihiko announced as he picked up TenTen and handed her over to Lee who came down.

"Match 6: Shikamaru Nara vs PiPi"

Shikamaru just controlled PiPi with his Shadow Imitation Jutsu as PiPi and Shikamaru just bent his head behind extremely fast.

PiPi just hit his head on the wall and fainted.

"Match 6: Shikamaru's Victory."

"Match 7: Naruto Uzumaki vs Kiba Inuzuka."

Naruto won it easily as he just body-slammed Kiba. However, Naruto didn't touch Akamaru. He just played around with it as it tried to attack but Kiba already fainted.

"Match 7: Naruto Uzumaki's Victory."

"Match 8: Hinata Hyuga vs Neji Hyuga."

Hinata and Neji stared at each other for a few minutes and had a staring contest. However, Hinata won as Neji blinked once. During that blink, Hinata just activated her byakugan as she dashed towards Neji.

Neji also activated his byakugan as he prepared for Hinata to attack.

Just as he expected, Hinata attacked with Eight Trigrams: 32 Palms to which Neji blocked them all again.

They both were in a stalemate and had lots of bruises on their body as they both just spammed their Eight Trigrams but slowly Hinata was losing as her endurance was lower than Neji's. Neji was beaten black and blue by Akihiko, trained monstrously with Guy and also did his own practice.

Hinata on the other hand trained extremely hard both alone and together with Akihiko.

When Hinata couldn't keep up with the speed anymore, Neji just hit Hinata 64 times as Hinata fell on the ground. Hinata's chakra pathway is completely blocked and she couldn't use her Gentle Fist anymore.

From the upper stairs, Kakashi, Guy, and Lee were looking at this.

"Hinata can't use her chakra anymore. She already lost." Kakashi commented.

"Kakashi, even if she lost, she was extremely strong. Neji was just stronger and had more experience. He's built different." Guy said as he sighed.

'Hinata, she can even fight Neji to that level. She….she's very strong. I have to train even more!' Lee thought as he became even more determined to train harder.

However, she got up again as she looked at Akihiko.

'Akihiko is watching me, I can't lose.'

Hinata then decided to use her newly invented technique. Although it was still in the development stage, it was the only technique she had left, that could help her win against Neji.

However, as she was preparing her technique that didn't need any chakra, she couldn't continue anymore as she spat blood and fell down.

She got up again and had her hands were trembling.

"Hinata, I already told you. If you try to attack again, you will die." Neji said coldly as he dashed forward.

Kakashi, Guy and Kurenai blocked the place Neji was about to attack but Neji never arrived there.

They looked front and saw Akihiko who held Neji down with his hand on Neji's neck.

"Neji, the match is over. Don't mix your family issues in here." Akihiko said coldly as he looked into Neji's eyes.

Neji got lots of flashbacks about being beaten black and blue by Akihiko.

"Why…. why are you also giving the main family better treatment? Hmm, Akihiko? Tell me. Is it my fat-" Neji replied as he looked at Akihiko although he didn't get to finish his sentence.

"Listen Neji. I don't give a shit about the main family or branch family. Guy-sensei wouldn't care about it, Kakashi-san here wouldn't care about it, Kurenai-san also wouldn't care about it. Just keep your cool. Don't do something that you might someday regret. Also, I'll beat your arse if you preach about your "FATE CULT" again, alright?" Akihiko said as he let go of Neji and walked away.

Neji just nodded remembering that time when Akihiko beat him up saying, "Huh? You want to create a fate cult? There can only be the Cookie Cult."

"Akihiko's right, Neji, you shouldn't lose your cool over family matters. Come on, I will show you how to be cool at all times and how to be full of YOUTH!"

Kakashi just shook his head as he went back upstairs and Kurenai carried Hinata away.

"Match 8: Neji's Victory." Akihiko announced. He thought that he should have trained Hinata more. But there's no crying over spilled milk.

"Match 9: Gaara vs Rock Lee."

"Safe! I'm SAFE!" Choji yelled as he celebrated.

Both Gaara and Lee came down as Lee bowed and greeted Gaara. Gaara just stood there with his arms crossed.

"Match Start."

Lee started with Leaf Spinning Wind but Gaara just sand bent and blocked his strike.

Lee let out another punch as the sand blocked it again. The sand was acting like a defensive shield that covered everything.

Lee just continued punching as Gaara just stood there like a statue.

"Why isn't he using ninjutsu?" Sakura muttered but Guy heard her.

"Lee cannot use ninjutsu or genjutsu. When I first met him, he had no talent or whatsoever. So, the only technique left for Lee was Taijutsu. Lee! Take them Off!" Guy yelled as Lee looked at Guy.

"But Guy-sensei."

"It's okay, Lee. I allow it."

"Alright, Guy-sensei." Lee said as he removed the weights.

'Weights? It isn't going to change anything.' Temari thought but she was startled by the sound of explosions.

*BANG* *BANG*

Two large craters appeared where Lee threw the weights.

"Oh, Akihiko also let us wear them." Naruto accidentally exclaimed as Guy smiled.

"You know, Akihiko is my student." Guy said surprising Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura.

"Waah, how did you train him, Guy-sensei?" Naruto asked.

"I just taught him the moves for a week, he trained like it was his last day to live." Guy replied as Naruto and Sasuke thought if Akihiko was both a Sadist and Masochist.

"Woow"

Back to the fight, Lee was currently jumping around the stage left and right like a fucking kangaroo boxer, punching left and right quickly so that even Gaara's sand couldn't react to it.

Lee then found an opening and kicked Gaara as Gaara flew backward. Gaara then got up as his face started cracking. Gaara was grinning like a maniac as the sand covered his entire body and formed a sand armor together with an auto-defense mechanism.

Lee seeing this just started loosening up his bandages as he dashed forward. He held his hand downwards as he kicked Gaara's chin. Gaara flew upwards but he still looked at Lee. Lee on the other hand felt his body aching but it was manageable.

"This is not over yet." Lee said as he appeared behind Gaara and tied him with his bandages. He then started spinning like a Beyblade as Gaara hit the ground with his head while Lee dodged it.

However, Gaara just left a sand shell behind as he appeared behind Lee. Lee stepped away from the location quickly as he dodged Gaara's attack.

Then, he smiled as he opened the Eight Gates.

"Third Gates: The Gate of Life, Open!!!"

Lee's eyes became white and his skin turned red.

"Fourth Gate: Gate of Harm!!!"

His body heat became even more intense and blood flowed out of his nose.

He disappeared from his place as Gaara was launched into the air. Lee then punched Gaara around the stage like a ragdoll. After punching and kicking many times, Lee decided to use his final move, one move that would use up all of his power.

"Fifth Gate: Gate of Limit, Open!!!"

"EXTREME LOTUS!" Lee yelled as he kicked Gaara straight into the ground.

There was a large explosion of dust and smoke. Gaara and Lee were both on the ground as Gaara was lying on the ground with sand pillowing his fall while Lee was wincing in pain.

Gaara squeezed his hand as the sand started to grab Lee and Lee yelled out in pain.

"Desert Coffin."

However, the sand was all blown away by Guy who stood like a sturdy mountain in front of Lee.

"Why did you save him?" Gaara asked as Guy just replied with "He's my beloved comrade and student."

Gaara just walked away as Akihiko shouted, "*Munch* The winner is Gaara."

"You're his jonin instructor, right? I have some bad news for you. He is properly breathing but with his current body, he will not be able to continue his career as a shinobi."

Guy closed his eyes as tears flowed out and his body shook. Naruto, Lee and Sakura looked at this and felt a bit sorry for Lee. Kakashi also just looked at Lee as he shook his head. Neji who saw this had a sad look but he just thought about some fate thing quietly.

At that time, Akihiko just excused himself for 5 minutes as he walked towards Guy and Kakashi.

"Guy-sensei, do you want Lee to continue his ninja career?"

"Akihiko, is there really a way?"

"*sigh* Yes. Just follow me. Naruto, Sasuke carry Lee over." Akihiko said as they walked to a closed room.

"Guy-sensei, Kakashi-san, don't tell anything that happened in this room to others. Can you promise me that?" Akihiko asked.

Everyone nodded as Akihiko just took out a kunai and slashed his wrist.

"Akihiko, what are you doing?" Guy quickly shouted.

"Relax, I'm fine. This is just a cut." Akihiko said as he dripped some blood into Lee's mouth.

Lee gulped it down and the tendons and bone started repairing. It is repaired enough so that Lee can continue his journey.

Akihiko just bandaged his wrist as Guy thanked him. Although, Akihiko's hand healed as soon as the bandage covered it.

"Thank you, Akihiko. Although I don't know what you did, thank you very much for saving Lee's dream."

Akihiko just rubbed his head as he replied, "Guy-sensei, are you my sensei or are you not? I am just helping Lee as a senior who studied earlier than him. Anyways, I will get going now."

Akihiko returned as he continued the match.

"Match 10: Choji Akimichi vs Baba Boowee."

Choji won.

After that, Hiruzen started explaining the main event and the participants all left.

Akihiko just greeted them goodbye with "You will see me again next week."

Kakashi followed Kabuto as Kabuto was lost in finding Orochimaru. He couldn't find Orochimaru in the place they planned to meet.

After all this, Naruto went around the village and met a white-haired open pervert.

Sasuke was thinking about snakes to kill the abomination, rats.

And Akihiko talked and spent time with Ino, Hinata and Kurenai before going back to the Uchiha Household with Anko and did some Snu Snu with all of his lovers.

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This is it for today.

Thank you for reading.

The Baba Tunde and Rice C-*ahem* Gum part was just a joke. No malicious intent was involved in this.

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