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Chapter 280 - Scumbag Wang



Chapter 280: Scumbag Wang

“Wow!”

The freshly roasted meat skewer was a little hot. The Little Loli bit too quickly and almost cried out from the heat.

However, the soft and tender taste and the slightly spicy and fresh taste made her reluctant to throw up. She could only pout her little mouth and spit out a little bit of the meat. She then sucked it back in, spat it it out a little more, and then swallowed it in another place…

She puffed up her small cheeks and kept hissing in her mouth. Her eyes were wide open, but her eyebrows were drooping. She looked very wronged.

“Hot, hot! Hiss…”

The child’s mother stood by the side and hurriedly squatted down to stretch out her hand. “Good girl, quickly spit it out!”

“No!”

The Little Loli felt wronged, but she refused to let go. Pouting her mouth, she moved her lips up and down like a goldfish spitting bubbles, and forcefully swallowed the piece of meat.

“So cheeky!”

Her mouth was covered.

Wang Yan laughed heartily. He squatted down and coaxed her, “Aiyo, Little Yan Bao, you have to use your teeth to bite slowly. You can’t swallow it in one bite…”

Yan Bao smiled sweetly at Wang Yan and deliberately grinned, thus revealing the row of lower teeth which two were missing in the middle.

“Brother, I can’t bite it off!”

A small black hole, coupled with that brilliant smile…

Young Master Wang was stunned for a moment, then sat down on the grass, almost bursting into tears.

The Little Loli’s big eyes rolled around. She glanced at her mother from the left, trying to please her. She glanced at her big brother from the right, feeling a little shy. Then, without hesitation, she brought the lamb skewer to her mouth and tilted her head to take another bite.

“It tastes very good!”

“Okay, okay, eat slowly. I’ll save two more skewers for you.”

Wang Yan lovingly stroked Yan Bao’s little head and passed a skewer to the child’s mother. “Would you like to try it?”

“Thank you. I’ll just eat one.”

Mother Yan was originally not very interested in barbecuing and had never looked at the skewers. However, her daughter’s reaction had aroused her curiosity, and she finally couldn’t help but give it a try.

Wang Yan passed her a skewer and turned around to greet Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei.

“Come on, dear, try my standard. If It’s good, please give me a good review.”

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi had originally planned not to touch anything that Wang Yan had cooked.

But now, looking at the Little Loli who didn’t look like pretending at all, they were instantly swayed.

They looked at each other and took the lamb skewers.

Then, they didn’t hurry to eat but turned around to look for Like Jade and the others.

The few sand sculptures were all dumbfounded. Like Jade stuttered and asked, “Big, Big Brother, just now, you, you didn’t grill the skewers like this, like this…”

The young master sneered arrogantly.

Just now was just now. Didn’t you know what it meant by “after a period of three seconds, treat them with a new level of respect”?!

In any case, everyone felt that it was magical. Then, Sichuan Boy came to a realization and was filled with righteous indignation.

“F*ck! Big Brother, you tricked on us!”

Master Wang Smiled evilly and shook his head. He directly told the truth, “Just now, I just didn’t add the barbecue skewer skill.”

“I don’t believe you, my ass!”

Squirrel was so angry that he was about to explode. Just as he took two steps forward, Wang Yan glanced at him from the corner of his eyes, and he immediately shrank back.

“Brother, I believe everything you say. Can I try one?”

“Leave four skewers for our Yan Bao. You guys can share the rest.”

Wang Yan generously gave them all the skewers. He didn’t even leave a skewer for himself.

There were still some shortcomings in the barbecue just now. The main reason was that the temperature of the charcoal fire was not accurate enough. Therefore, there was still some room for improvement.

If he were to eat it himself, of course he had to eat the best!

After everyone was done distributing the lamb skewers, they carefully observed it for a while. When they found that the appearance was impeccable, they finally put their minds at ease.

With one bite, the few brothers who had eaten Wang Yan’s barbecue before all cried.

“Big Brother, they are so delicious. Just now, you fed us raw food?!”

Like Jade was furious. “Big Brother, you’ve sinned.”

Song Chen said faintly, “You’re such…”

Although the sand sculptures were talking nonsense, their mouths were not slow at all. In the blink of an eye, they each finished eating two skewers. Then, they stared at the extra skewers in Squirrel’s hands.

“F*ck! Don’t even dream about it!”

Squirrel’s mouth was stuffed full. He did not have time to attack the skewer in his hand. Seeing that Sichuan Boy and Like Jade were going to snatch it, he stuck out his tongue and licked the lamb skewers from the bottom to the top.

“Squirrel, I’m a wild animal!”

“F*ck you, why are you mocking me like this?!”

The few of them were furious. They had never seen such a disgusting person.

Squirrel, on the other hand, was very pleased with himself. He slowly chewed on the meat in his mouth and wagged the last skewer.

“Come on, who wants to eat it? I’ll give you half!”

“I don’t dare to eat it… let me smell it, okay?”

Jade Like rolled his eyes and moved closer to the meat skewer. Pretending to smell it, he suddenly opened his mouth..

“He, tui!”

He spat on it and ran away.

“Like Jade, you b*stard! If you have the guts, don’t run!”

The fruit of victory was destroyed. Squirrel’s eyes turned red. Holding the stake, he let go of his long legs and chased after him like a dog.

While the sand sculptures were playing tricks, Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi were also eating the skewers elegantly.

After one bite, their eyes started to shine.

“Wow! Gouzi, you can do it?! You’re even better than the master of Gui Street. Delicious!”

Not necessary better.

There were many master-level barbeque masters among the people. With many years of experience, they were definitely more familiar with the skewers than Wang Yan.

However, the ingredients used for marinating were ordinary. No matter how busy they were with the batch processing, they were definitely not as meticulous as Wang Yan.

Fu Yushi ate the lamb skewer elegantly and suddenly let out a sigh. Her expression was extremely complicated.

“How amazing… What exactly do you know? I’m already surprised that your handwriting is so good, and your barbeque is also so good… you’re not even close to it?!”

Hehe, to be able to conquer the little princess, he had to show off a little!

The young master raised his head proudly. “Heh, I know a lot of things, but you’ve only seen a few!”

If it was in the past, Ping Zhi and the little princess would definitely strike Wang Yan down, and they definitely could not let him be so arrogant.

But today, the two girls actually could not refute him.

The truth was there, and it was indeed amazing…

“You’re amazing, you’re amazing. How about I give you a new nickname, Treasure Doggie?”

Lin Weiwei licked her lips. Without waiting for Wang Yan to reply, she suddenly pointed at the eggplant on the table and acted coquettishly.

“Treasure Doggie, sister wants to eat that!”

Fu Yushi immediately followed, “I want to eat a cabbage roll.”

“Tch!”

Master Wang snorted disdainfully and squatted down again, teasing Yan Bao.

The Little Loli ate the meat skewers until her mouth was full of oil. Every time she swallowed a piece of meat, she had to lick her lips, afraid that something would fall off.

“Good Yan Bao, is it delicious?”

“It’s so good!”

“Do you like big brother?”

“Yes!”

“Haha, you’re such a good girl. What else do you want to eat? Tell brother!”

Yan Bao rolled her eyes and squeezed her calves into Wang Yan’s arms. She sat on his knees and said, “Big brother, pick me up!”

So smart!

Mother Yan quickly stopped her. “Yan Bao, be good. You have to wipe it clean before you can be carried. Don’t dirty brother’s clothes!”

“It’s okay, it’s okay. I can change them if they get dirty!”

Wang Yan laughed out loud and carried her up with one arm, letting her look at the ingredients on the table.

“Yan Bao wants to eat QQ sausages and small fish. No vegetables!”

“Okay okay, anything is fine!”

Naughty child was annoying, but the cute and obedient Little Loli was really adorable.

Wang Yan’s obedient attitude toward Little Loli instantly overturned two jars of jealousy.

Fu Yushi muttered softly, “Gouzi has never been so good to us…”

Lin Weiwei followed, “Little Liu Li is also the most petite among us… is the d*mn Gouzi a pervert?”

Congratulations on finding a blind spot!

On the other side, Father Yan finally brought the roasted meat.

The stove he used was different. He roasted the meat using the sheet of iron mesh. The finished product looked very good in color. He happily presented to his daughter like a treasure.

“Good girl, come and have a taste of father’s roasted meat!”

Yan Bao gave him face and took a bite. She chewed carefully and nodded as if she was serious. “It’s especially good, father!”

Then, she immediately turned to Wang Yan and said coquettishly, “Brother, can I have another grilled chicken wing?”

He did not even glance at his father’s grilled meat.

Father Yan did not give up. He smiled obsequiously and began to coax his daughter.

“Yan Bao, can you have another bite? Why don’t I roast chicken wings for you?”

“Dad, you should rest!”

Yan Bao immediately objected. She had a very good reason. “You’re old, don’t get tired. I beg brother to roast chicken wings for me.”

His childish voice and logic were filled with a child’s innocence, making a bunch of people laugh.

Of course, Father Yan, who was forced to be “older”, was definitely not included.

He was only in his thirties, and he seemed to have a straightforward personality, so he could not hold back his pride on the spot.

“Hey, hey, hey, good Yan Bao, I’m your father!”

“Yes, yes.” Yan Bao nodded perfunctorily. “You’re a good father…”

Pfft!

He burst into laughter on the spot.

Wang Yan was extremely flattered and joked with Father Yan. “Brother, looks like my charm is still the best, haha!”

Mother Yan smiled and said, “Little brother’s standard is indeed better than yours. The mutton skewers are very delicious.”

Father Yan was not convinced.

“That’s because the tools and materials nowadays are not good enough! What I’m best at is natural stone plate cuisine. My skills in iron plate cooking are also passable. I really haven’t done much barbeque before!”

Without waiting for Master Wang to make a sound, Yan Bao frowned and stood on the platform for the handsome guy with an old-fashioned tone and a childish voice.

“Dad, you’re already an adult. You have to learn to reflect on what you did wrong. Don’t find excuses for failure, or else you won’t grow tall…”

With a pfft, Wang Yan burst out laughing.

He had wanted to laugh when he heard the first part of the speech, but the moment the godly twist came out, his cultivation was instantly broken, and he couldn’t help but laugh.

Father Yan was over 1.7 meters tall. He was not considered short in that generation. However, the children nowadays were jumping faster and higher. Wang Yan did not have any advantage in height, let alone Father Yan.

After being hit on the head by his own daughter, Father Yan completely shut himself off.

Wang Yan rubbed Yan Bao’s small head as a reward. “Yan Bao is such a good girl! Go, sit down and wait. Big brother will roast chicken wings for you right away!”

Putting her down, Wang Yan began to work. Casually chatting with the couple, he tried to find a way out for Father Yan.

“Brother, do you own a restaurant?”

“Yes, I own a Fortune Wanda Restaurant. It’s called Yan Huaishi’s Creative Restaurant, and that’s my real name. Little brother, you must come over when you have the time. It’s my treat, I’ll cook for you personally!”

Yan Huaishi was rather enthusiastic. After sending out the invitation, he suddenly thought of something and asked, “Aiyo, I’m sorry, I haven’t asked little brother for your name yet.”

“Wang Yan, a freshman in Star City University…..”

Master Wang’s movements were unhurried and leisurely. Even though he didn’t seem to be focused, he seemed to be able to move with ease.

Yan Huaishi was professional, so upon seeing the situation, he gave him a thumbs up in praise.

“Little Wang, your skills are not bad at all! Barbeque is an unorthodox technique, and to be able to master it to such an extent, it’s not exaggerating to call you a master!”

With a face full of curiosity, he was just about to ask, “Are you from the ancestral barbeque stall?”

The young master smiled politely. “I really didn’t practice much. I just blindly followed the videos.”

The surrounding people instantly revealed all kinds of expressions.

Some wanted to vomit, some were in awe, some were confused, and some were in disbelief…

Like Jade whispered to Brother-in-Law, “Boss’s acting skills are getting more and more profound!”

Song Chen shook his head, “You don’t understand the world of genius.”

Yan Huaishi was the hardest to believe, but he accepted it the easiest.

“Not even 20 years old… looks like his talent is really amazing.”

“I’ve really seen a monster before. I haven’t even mastered basic skills like chopping and tossing a spoon. When I start cooking, it’s better than the master chef. It will not make people jealous.”

It was said that they were not jealous, but their faces were full of envy, jealousy, and hatred.

With the endorsement of the master chef, there was no need to doubt Master Wang’s standard anymore. Everyone stared at Wang Yan’s skewers eagerly.

As the fragrance slowly spread, more and more people were attracted over.

Lou Lou, Dumpling and the others originally didn’t want to make do with Wang Yan, they couldn’t help but be curious, so they sent Yi Dashuai and Little Muddle to find out the truth.

When the barbecue was ready, other than the chicken wings and a QQ sausage left for Yan Bao, the rest were snatched up by everyone.

As soon as they ate it, they immediately flattered him.

“Class monitor, you’re great!”

“Awesome, my brother. If you set up a barbecue stall, your business will definitely be booming!”

“God, it smells so good!”

“Class monitor, are you tired? Let me massage your shoulders?”

“Class monitor, are you thirsty? Let me get you a glass of water?”

“Class monitor, are you hot? Let me give you a fan?”

Wang Yan really couldn’t handle it, so he quickly called Lou Lou, “Quickly organize everyone to play a game or something, don’t get in my way! I can get you anything you want to eat, I’ll serve everyone today!”

“Oh yeah!!!”

“Class monitor, you’re so handsome!!!”

The entire class cheered. They were extremely happy.

Just as they sent the girls away, a lot of tourists swarmed over.

The more polite one asked, “Little handsome, can you sell us some ingredients? Let’s join in the fun.”

Or, “Handsome, can we borrow the stove over there?”

When playing outside, happiness was the most important thing. Wang Yan had no reason not to agree to something that was convenient for others.

He raised his voice and shouted, “You guys can use the two round furnaces over there. Just bring your own ingredients. Those who are willing to play games and sing with us are also welcome. Please help yourselves!”

“Aiya, thank you, thank you, thank you so much!”

Everyone thanked him one after another and joined in the fun in high spirits.

But when there were more people, there were really all kinds of oddities.

A middle-aged lady asked righteously, “Little handsome, why don’t you sell us the kebabs? I’ll give you five yuan for a kebab. You won’t lose out.”

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi were so angry that they almost laughed.

Wang Yan was very calm. It was not worth getting angry with that kind of weirdo. He replied politely, “Forget it.”

“I’m willing to serve my classmates because I have feelings. I’ll be happy as long as everyone is happy. It doesn’t matter if I lose face or not. We’re staying in 25 top-class suites, and I personally paid for them. You want to use money to buy my service? That’s a bit thoughtless.”

The middle-aged lady was quite unhappy after being rebuked. It seemed like she wanted to say something back.

However, she was pulled back by her companion. While smiling apologetically and saying sorry, she forcefully pulled her away.

“What are you doing? That kid is so crazy…”

“His watch worth millions. Are you crazy?”

“Tch, I’m just asking if he wants to sell it or not. If he doesn’t want to sell it, so be it. What can he do? Seriously…”

The conversation was drowned in the clamor and did not create any splashes.

Wang Yan’s strength, coupled with his calm handling of the situation, made a small disturbance that was very likely to sweep away everyone’s interest disappear without a trace.

Then, as if nothing had happened, he immediately turned around and called out to everyone, “Come, come, come and line up. Grab hold of whatever you want to eat. Brother will only stand here for 30 minutes at most!”

The boys and girls instantly exploded.

“You’re the best!”

“Class monitor, I love you! I want to give birth to a monkey for you!”

“We’re not picky. We’ll eat whatever you grill!”

Wang Yan smiled. “Alright then, don’t come over and cause trouble. Have fun!”

“Roger!”

Everyone responded in unison.

Including Dumpling, who hated Little Princess and Ping Zhi, they all applauded and cheered wildly at Wang Yan.

Fu Yushi was so impressed that she threw her head back and asked Wang Yan, “Gouzi, I really can’t imagine that you would stand in front of the grill and do this kind of things. Don’t you think… er, that it would be a loss?”

“What are you thinking about?”

Wang Yan couldn’t help but laugh.

“Rich people will still cook dinner for their loved ones, change diapers for their children, and help their drunken old classmates throw up in front of the toilet bowl.

Why not do something that can make everyone happy just by putting in a little effort?

Coming out to play is to relax. It’s tiring to put on airs.

You, Little Princess, have too much baggage!”

Fu Yushi was not dissatisfied at all after being jokingly criticized by Young Master Wang. She gave him a thumbs-up and turned into a little fan girl.

“Brother Gouzi, you can do it!”

Lin Weiwei did not say anything, but her smile was especially bright, and there was a hint of pride in her eyes.

The specific emotions were too complicated, so it was better not to guess.

Wang Yan said that he would only cook for 30 minutes, but in fact, he basically never left the stall. His rest was only in the vicinity, and anyone in the class who came to “order” would be satisfied.

The girls felt sorry for Wang Yan’s hard work. Wave after wave of warmth was sent to him, and his WeChat moments had even more messages as if it was free of charge.

They would always say, “Our class monitor did this and that…”.

When Dumpling was halfway through her song, she shyly walked in front of Wang Yan and sang a love song to Gouzi. In the end, she had to say, “It’s just to thank the class monitor for his hard work. Don’t think too much!”

Tsk tsk…

Lin Weiwei and Fu Yushi sighed in silence. They suddenly had some understanding in their hearts.

With his personality and charm, it was normal for little girls to like him.

Wang Yan was already very good at controlling the distance. He really couldn’t ask for anything more.

However, she still had to be sour.

Fu Yushi muttered softly, “He keeps flashing everywhere. What a scumbag!”

Lin Weiwei vaguely heard the word ‘scumbag’ and nodded silently.

Quickly put away your d*mn charisma, Scumbag Wang!


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