In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

Kisame was holding the Samehada which was wrapped in bandages as he walked towards Yugito. He was not worried about her escaping at all.

Yugito was going to faint but she tried to hold on. She attacked again but Kisame just smacked her with Samehada.

'Yugito! Wait. Hold on! Akihiko is coming!'

'I see. That's a relief.' She replied before she got smacked again by Samehada. This time, she got thrown away.

She couldn't move anymore and Kisame was walking close to her.

"One last hit." Kisame said as he held Samehada above his head. He slashed it down towards Yugito but he didn't expect someone to arrive.

Akihiko (Wood Clone) caught the Samehada with one hand as he flung it away casually. Kisame was shocked. He had superhuman strength but the other person just threw him away as if he was just a doll.

'This opponent…. will be fun to fight! But I still have to complete the mission.' Kisame thought as he was ready to finish the fight as soon as possible.

The place he was fighting in was disadvantageous for him. Especially if he was against an extremely strong opponent.

He needed to fight in a place where there was water. Only then, he can use most of his jutsus.

"Fuck stealth. It was only an option. They can't enter the dome without drowning too."

He jumped back several meters as he used the Snake handsign as he spewed out a huge amount of water from his mouth. The water covered around 10 meters in length and 12 meters in height and it turned into a gigantic tsunami.

The waves were heading in the direction of Akihiko and Yugito Nii, who had already fainted.

He rode on top of the waves and used the Seal of Confrontation as he shouted.

"Water Release: A Thousand Feeding Sharks."

On top of the waves, a thousand sharks were created as they were heading towards Akihiko and Yugito at high speeds.

Meanwhile, Akihiko (Wood Clone) wasn't preparing anything. He kneeled down as he carried Yugito and put her above his shoulders.

'I should finish this as soon as possible.' The wood clone thought as he looked at Kisame.

'How weak. Wait, no. The original is just too strong.'

The sharks and the waves were going to crash down on him and Yugito, as the sharks ferociously showed their teeth. However, the wood clone suddenly created a wooden wall that surrounded him and Yugito.

The sharks and water did not manage to breach the wood wall and both Akihiko and Yugito were completely dry.

The wood wall then disintegrated. However, Kisame wasn't done. He controlled the water and turned it into a large water prison surrounding him, Akihiko and Yugito.

"Water Prison: Shark Dance Technique"

He was trying to drown Akihiko and Yugito. However, to be sure of his victory, he removed Samehada's bandages.

The Samehada was going to absorb Kisame's chakra but it paused as it sensed the Akihiko(wood clone)'s immense chakra.

Kisame thought about using Samehada to fight Akihiko but he quickly cast away that thought. He had to finish the fight quickly.

Kisame went into a fusion with Samehada as his features turned more sharklike. He grew fins and webs and his body also became larger.

Due to him merging with Samehada, he could easily travel in the water just like a shark. He swam quickly towards Akihiko and spikes extended from his body.

He was going to absorb Akihiko's chakra and milk him dry by fighting in close combat. With the spikes, Akihiko's flesh will be grazed and cut.

Kisame was extremely proficient in taijutsu and he even managed to make Guy activate the 6th gate with only 30% of his power. With his huge chakra reserve and superhuman strength, combined with his taijutsu and kenjutsu, he was given the nickname, "Tailless Tailed Beast."

[A/N: When they were trying to rescue Gaara, Kisame and Itachi used clones to stall time.]

He arrived in front of Akihiko who was carrying Yugito on his right shoulder and held her up with his right arm.

'He's not using his right arm. It will decrease his attack power by a significant amount.' Kisame thought as he started attacking.

He punched Akihiko as his hand moved towards Akihiko's stomach. Akihiko blocked it using his hands but Kisame quickly broke free and turned his elbow. His elbow had lots of spikes and it grazed the Clone.

However, blood didn't come out and only small chips of wood fell off. Akihiko then moved his legs and kicked Kisame in the stomach.

Kisame was thrown backward but he was confused. Akihiko should be struggling to breathe in the water. He also saw that Yugito's head was surrounded by an air bubble.

However, fighting in water was his specialty. He was sure that Akihiko would not be able to fight for very long.

He swam forward again and this time he decided to not attack directly. He swam towards Akihiko at high speeds like a torpedo and his spikes were extended.

He wanted to cut Akihiko and then come back and continue the process. He swam forward and as he was about to hit him, Akihiko dodged with slight movements.

Kisame turned around and headed towards Akihiko like a torpedo once again. Akihiko dodged it again but this time, he grabbed Kisame's legs.

His hand was cut by Kisame's extending spikes but since he was a wood clone, he didn't feel anything.

'Now, I can suck you dry..' Kisame thought as he started absorbing the chakra. However, no matter how much he absorbed, the chakra didn't decrease.

This was because even as Akihiko's wood clone, he still had endless chakra. The Fountain of Youth was a hack. It was a million times better than Hashirama's cells, which was already a cheat.

The wood clone just stared at him before slamming Kisame into the ground. The water didn't slow down Kisame or anything. The Wood Clone used so much force that the water was not able to slow him down.

Kisame was slammed down as he hit his head against the ground. He tried to escape but the clone's grip was unmoving.

The clone let go of Kisame for a second as Kisame was ready to retreat tactically before attacking him after resting. However, his neck was grabbed as the hand tightened around his neck.

He started suffocating as he couldn't breathe anymore. He kicked the leg, tried to remove the hand but it was no use. He then fainted, causing the dome of water to collapse and create a small flood that even reached Kumogakure.

[A/N: Was it a nerf? Nah, it's not, right? It's just that his opponent is too OP.]

Kisame returned to his original state and Samehada tried to escape. However, Akihiko stepped on the sword and pushed it to the ground.

Then, the ninjas finally arrived. Several chunin, jonin and Samui arrived as they stared at Akihiko's figure holding Kisame and Yugito Nii. They arrived here because the scout team saw the water dome and people fighting inside.

The clone finally talked.

"Samui, take care of Yugito. I have something to take care of back in Konoha." The clone said as he tried his best to imitate Akihiko.

"Ah. Yes." Samui replied as she took Yugito from Akihiko.

"Well then, take care." The clone said as Samui nodded with a slight blush.

The clone picked up Samehada and then teleported away with Kisame. He was ready to report to the OG Akihiko.

The wood clones were all extremely loyal to Akihiko while the Shadow Clones were also loyal but they liked to complain. Like those shadow clones who cried "Aboose!" during the time Team 7 took on their first mission which was issued by Tazuna.

'Why does he look so handsome? No! This is not the priority! I have to focus in the important stuff.' She thought as she commanded the other jonin and chunin.

The chunins and jonins searched around the area as they only found pieces of clothes that had parts of the red clouds. Samui also remembered the shark guy who was taken away by Akihiko.

"Go and report this to Lord Raikage. I'll take care of Yugito-senpai for a while. Tell Lord Raikage that the attacker was from Akatsuki." Samui said as she saw the red cloud patterns on the clothes.

The Raikage was enraged when he heard that Akatsuki was daring enough to try and capture their Jinchuuriki.

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[10 minutes earlier in Konoha]

"Right. I'll go and place some barrier seals outside of the kids' room. No, we should just place a barrier over the whole house." Akihiko said as he nodded to himself.

"Do you need any help?" The wives asked Akihiko as Akihiko shook his head.

"Nope. I don't really need any help but are you all ready for the fight?" Akihiko asked as the wives replied.

"Yep. Even if I do not use Kurumi's chakra, I still have my adamantine sealing chains." Kushina answered while Mikoto also replied.

"I also have Amaterasu and Jigoku no Gomon, and also Susanoo."

Izumi then answered happily.

"With my Mirai no Kokei and Jigoku no Keimusho, I'm the perfect counter for the intruder. He uses Space Time to travel in and I can lock the space around him, making him stop."

Yugao then joined in.

"I don't have any powerful abilities like Kushina, Mikoto and Izumi but I am sure that my kenjutsu is the best in Konoha…no, in the entire world with the exception of Akihiko." Yugao spoke with confidence as Anko asked her.

"Oh, you're confident, Yugao."

"Yes. I have been training my kenjutsu every day. With Akihiko's help, I improved a lot."

"That's good. Well, for me, it's just superhuman strength, summoning snakes and turning my hands into snakes that can poison anyone."

"Well, I think all of you already know about me and Haku's ability. Creating Fire and Ice."

Ayame was waiting for her turn as she was getting excited.

"Well, my dad taught me lots of stuff. I can currently buff and heal with my ramen. The percentage of the buff has increased to 30% and I can heal people from injuries that aren't too threatening. But my dad told me that I'll be getting three new abilities soon."

"That's good, Ayame!"

"Well, do you want to eat some ramen right now so you can buff yourself? They are also delicious and easy to digest because they are made by me."

"Sure. Can't say no to good ramen."

"I'll go and draw a seal." Akihiko left the house as he thought, '30%. If the ramen really buffs me by 30%, how strong will I really become?'

He continued thinking while drawing the best and strongest defensive barrier seals.

After a while, he was done and went back inside the house. Ayame was still making ramen for everyone so they waited.

After it was done, they started eating the delicious ramen.

(End- Lemons shall cum soon - Next chapter, Tobi attempts to invade)

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