In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

A/N: Please read this. I have something very important to say.

It's good news for me but bad news for you.

Today is Wednesday.

On Friday, I'm going on to the beach with my family and will only return on Monday.

I'll still upload a chapter on Friday but I will not be able to do it for Monday.

I'm really sorry.

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Kisame finally finished his meal.

"Thanks for the food." He said as he left some money on the table. He grabbed Samehada, which was standing against the table and walked away.

"Well, now it's time to complete the mission." Kisame muttered as he put Samehada against his back and placed it there.

He had a toothy grin on his face as he wanted to fight the Two Tails Jinchuuriki.

"I wonder how strong she will be." He muttered as he dashed towards Kumogakure.

After some time, he arrived near the border of Kumogakure.

"Where's the house of the Two Tails ? They told me it was outside of Kumogakure." He muttered as two Kumo ninjas who were patrolling the border found him.

"Hey, what are you doing here?" They asked as Kisame turned around.

"Wait a minute, isn't that Kisame Hoshigaki?"

"Quick! Repo-"

Even before they could finish their sentence, Kisame was already behind them. He snatched a kunai from the ninja's pouch as the two ninjas tried to run.

However, before they could run, Kisame arrived in front of one of them.

"Chinchin, run. I'll hold him back for a while. Report to everyone." The ninja in front of Kisame said as Kisame shook his head.

The ninja took out a kunai and tried to slash at Kisame only for the latter to dodge and hit the arm holding the kunai.

"Ahhh!"

Due to Kisame's superhuman strength, the man's arm broke. Kisame slashed the ninja's neck as the ninja dropped to the ground with a puddle of blood beneath him.

The other ninja named Chinchin shed tears but continued to run.

'My friend, my comrade. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll fulfill this mission.' He thought before his eyes widened. He touched his neck as red, warm liquid flowed down.

"H-how?" He muttered before he fell down. His neck was slashed by Kisame. Kisame didn't even make a sound when killing him. Kisame dropped the kunai to the ground as he dusted off his hands.

"Well, it's best to finish the mission quietly." Kisame muttered as he continued walking. He then found a silhouette of a small house.

"Ah, she should probably be there." Kisame whispered to himself as a battle-thirsty grin formed on his face.

"As the jinchuuriki of a Tailed Beast, she should be strong, right? Right?"

He dashed towards the house as the house got closer and closer. Yugito sensed something as she prepared several Mouse Hairballs, which was a jutsu in which small flames were shaped like a mouse.

The Mouse Hairball could pursue the target and then scatter into small projectiles. These projectiles and pursue a target before exploding upon contact.

"It should be here." She heard an unfamiliar voice as claws came out from her hands. She was ready to attack whoever was trying to intrude.

Kisame kicked down the door of the house as Yugito immediately controlled the Mouse Hairballs to run towards Kisame.

The small mouses made of flames arrived near Kisame as he looked at them with slight curiosity.

The mice scattered into small projectiles as they all hit Kisame. They exploded and smoke covered the entrance.

"Well, this was quite disappointing." Kisame said as Yugito widened her eyes.

Kisame had a few burnt areas on his body but that's all. He didn't suffer any considerable damage.

Yugito Nii lunged forward with her claws ready to attack as Kisame also got in a stance.

She moved her hands swiftly in an X shape and she dashed away from Kisame.

Kisame blocked the attack with the bandaged Samehada and he didn't sustain any injury.

"You. You're weak. This will be an easy mission. I won't even have to remove Samehada's bandages." Kisame said as he cracked his neck and knuckles.

Yugito also knew that she didn't have a proper chance to beat Kisame if she continued fighting with taijutsu and her claws.

'Matatabi.'

'Alright. Yugito.' Matatabi replied as Yugito Nii got covered by blue flames. A cat-like figure surrounded her as she went into Tailed Beast mode.

"Oh, it's getting a bit interesting." Kisame said as Yugito Nii used Cat Flame Roaring Fire.

The cat opened its mouth as a large fireball was formed in front of the mouth. The fireball could easily destroy a large building and melt concrete.

The fireball was thrown towards Kisame as Kisame started jumping backward. He used Tiger, Ox, Tiger and Rat hand signs as he poured in his chakra to the jutsu.

"Water Release: Water Bullet Technique."

A huge torrent of water was spat out from Kisame's mouth towards the fireball as a large amount of steam was produced. The fireball was weakened due to Kisame's Water Bullet Technique but it was still approaching Kisame.

Kisame poured in a bit more chakra as the output became larger. After a few seconds, the fireball was extinguished and the place was covered by steam.

Yugito used the steam as a cover to dash towards Kisame and used the Great Cat Claw Attack which was just an attack in which Yugito attacked the target with her giant paw in Tailed Beast Form.

Kisame sensed the attack and used Samehada to block the attack. He was pushed back several meters as a trail formed on the ground.

Yugito pounced on him with another Great Cat Claw Attack but this time Kisame used Samehada to counterattack. The Samehada hit the claw as the two attacks collided.

This time, Kisame didn't get pushed back. He grinned as he used Tiger, Ox, Tiger and Rat handsigns quickly. He spewed water towards the ground as it formed a puddle.

"Well, there wasn't any water in the surroundings." Kisame muttered to himself as he created two Water Clones.

Water Clones only had 10% of the power of the original user but for Kisame, this wasn't a problem at all. 10% of his power was already strong enough.

[a/n: Why did I make Kisame use water jutsu? I don't know what I was thinking at that time.]

Yugito used her paws to attack them but Kisame's clones dodged it. Kisame was already using hand signs to execute the Water Bullet Technique again.

'If it weren't for him telling me to capture Two Tails without being noticed by the Eight Tails, I would have captured her long ago. Damn, is he underestimating me? Does he think that I can't win against the Eight Tails?' Kisame thought as he finished the hand signs. He spat out a huge amount of water right onto Yugito's Tailed Beast mode to extinguish the flames.

The two clones were keeping Yugito busy as the flames on her body were weakening. Kisame stopped his jutsu as the two clones came near him. He touched them as two clones turned into a large quantity of water.

Yugito took this opportunity to dash near him but Kisame used his hand signs quickly.

He used Tiger → Ox → Dragon → Hare → Dog → Bird → Rat → Clone seal → Dragon → Ram and muttered to himself.

"Water Release: Water Shark Bullet Technique."

The water was manipulated to create a shark figure as Kisame thrusted his arms. The shark attacked Yugito as she tried to dodge. Some of the water was burned since they hit Yugito's body.

Kisame continued thrusting his arms as the shark attacked Yugito many times. After many times, Yugito was already stunned.

'Yugito!' Matatabi shouted as Yugito replied.

'I think I might get captured, Matatabi.'

'No, it'll be fine.'

'Thanks for the comfort, Matatabi but he's too strong.' Yugito replied as she was getting weaker and weaker. She couldn't hold on longer.

Matatabi decided to contact a certain someone who asked for her chakra before.

Kisame held Samehada as he walked towards Yugito. He was ready to bash Yugito and knock her out with raw strength.

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Akihiko was resting as he was laying on the bed with his eyes closed. Haku, Ayame and Izumi were also resting by his side.

The others were in the kids' room trying to make them sleep. Singing a lullaby, reading a story. However, the kids were just too energetic. They didn't want to rest so Kushina took out her secret card, Kurumi.

Kurumi looked at Kushina as her eyes were giving a message.

'Why did you betray me?'

Kurumi's fur was rubbed by the kids as the mothers used it to make the kids fall asleep. The operation was a success. Kurumi tried to sneak away as the kids fell asleep. However, the kids were grabbing her tightly. She couldn't move anywhere and just decided to sleep together with the kids.

Akihiko then heard a voice as he sat up.

'Can you hear me? Yugito needs your help!' Matatabi's voice sounded in his mind. He took her chakra so Matatabi could contact him.

'Matatabi?'

'Yes, but it's not important now. Someone is going to capture Yugito!' Matatabi said as Akihiko replied.

'Got it. I'm coming.' Akihiko said as he created a wood clone. The wood clone was sentient and could communicate with him.

"You can use Hiraishin, right?"

The clone nodded to Akihiko's question.

"Then, teleport to Yugito Nii, she's near Kumogakure. Capture the attacker and return here."

The clone nodded as he teleported away towards Kumogakure.

"Well, now then, I should probably hide my chakra and presence." Akihiko muttered as he controlled his chakra and suppressed it completely.. It made his chakra signature disappear as he turned around.

[a/n: Not sure if it's possible to maintain a clone while suppressing his chakra but Well, he could do it because he's Akihiko.]

"Akihiko, what's wrong?" Izumi asked as Haku and Ayame also looked at him.

"Well, someone is going to try and capture Kushina." Akihiko said as Izumi, Haku and Ayame were shocked.

"Are they stupid?" Haku asked as Ayame continued.

"They must not know that the people who live in the house are extremely strong."

"Well, let's go and inform everyone of this." Izumi said as they jumped out of the bed.

"Do you all want me to join?" Akihiko asked as the wives shook their heads.

"Nope. We're strong enough, Akihiko. Don't worry about us."

"Alright." Akihiko said as he decided to just watch the fight.

Izumi, Haku and Ayame walked out and informed everyone about this.

They were all relaxed.

"The attacker will come in with Space-Time ninjutsu. Kushina, you're familiar with him."

Kushina thought for a moment before she finally remembered.

"The weird-looking masked man?"

"Yep."

Mikoto also remembered him.

"Ah, the one who controlled Kurumi to attack Konoha?"

"Yep. Well, let's beat him to death." Kushina said with a bright innocent smile as everyone also nodded and agreed.

"Boss, we crave violence! We shall also join!" The three bears shouted as they dashed into the house.

"No, you can't. You have to protect the children." Akihiko said as the bears nodded.

"Got it boss. You can trust us."

"Bring Nyanta with you too."

"Ok boss!"

"Well then, let's see how he'll try to escape." Akihiko said as he chuckled..

(End-)

Credits to editors:

Nisshoku

Endless Fapper

MagnuS

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